New York

The greatest Fucking city in the world.

New York kicks ass!!!!

by [e-mail] January 14, 2005

New Jersey

One of the richest and most educated states in this country. If you can't drive, then get the Hell out, because most of us don't have that kind of patience. The only place that really "smells", like the stereotypes say, is Newark, personally. Has some of the best and biggest malls around, and is home to Jay and Silent Bob.

If you ask someone from Jersey if they're from "Joisey", you deserve a punch in the face.

See also Awesomeness.

I've been to New York, Pennsylvania, and many states of the South(Currently living in Florida.), and I gotta tell ya... JERSEY KICKS ALL THEIR ASSES!!!

by New Jersey Devil August 24, 2005

new castle

New Castle is a city in Western Pennsylvania, 60 miles north of Pittsburgh. It is refered to as "The Castle" in a derogatory way. It's population of 35,000 people is made up mostly of Oxy Contin addicts and crackheads, with a fair amount of heroin addicts thrown in for good measure. Most of the girls are total sluts, and street gangs rule the neighborhoods. NC has been called "The world's shittiest town" and "The asshole of Pennsylvania". Avoid New Castle at all cost.

"Where can I go for a cheap whore and some smack".
"Dude, New Castle is right down the road".

"It would be a quicker trip if we detoured through The Castle".
"Fuck that shit man, I'll drive the extra hour".

by EZ23 September 29, 2006

New Hampshire

Ok I dunno who keeps posting that NH sucks but they can't be more wrong. It's a beautiful state that offers beaches, mountains, and Boston all within 45 min. You get the best of all 4 seasons, fall is the best with the gorgeous foliage. We were one of the original colonies and the first to vote in the primaries and people from outside of New England don't even know we exist, nevermind give us credit for anything. We have no sales tax and the only bad thing is that all the Massholes come up to shop here, but it's ok cuz we get their money.

Chill people, lots of weed... snowboardin, skatin, beaches...

by Ashcheeks May 1, 2005

New Windsor

A small, high class town where sports are prominent. Cars like Mercedes Benz, BMW's and Corvettes are often seen prowling the streets. Known places of wealth are the Reserve, Forest Glen and Highland Falls. Also home to the OCC, (Orange County Choppers) So many choppers are seen as well. Near Newburgh, Cornwall and Cornwall on Hudson.

Person1: Hey where are you?
Person2: I'm visiting New Windsor!
Person1: Oh! Cool, Who'd you know there!?

by Torontoite April 11, 2011

new brunswick

maritime canadian province, often forgotten by the rest of canada. only other place in canda with a significant french population, although they still only consititue 25% of the people. americans tried to make it join the usa after the 1776 revolution, but new brunwick was indifferent. really not much going on here today.

new brunswick is pretty boring.

by Provincial Mood January 6, 2008

New Bedford

a city where, you know not to snitch; the west-end is more than just a neighborhood; no one goes to the south-end; everyone goes to 908; the high school is the third largest on the east coast; the ave is only cool to portuguese people; the madeira feast is like a reunion; the whaling city festival is waaaaay to ghetto now; and everybody knows everybody else.

New Bedford's soooo ghetto, make you wanna slap yo mama!

by Derringer#1 January 18, 2008