Dirty Mustache

When a person gains the ability to grow a mustache but it's thin and patchy.

John: " Ugh! I wish Michael would shave off that dirty mustache!"
Ben: "Just because you can grow facial hair, doesn't always mean you should."

by SuprSaiyanTurry December 26, 2015

Amateur Mistake

(Noun) An error resulting from a profound lack of judgement - usually on an amateur scale.

Fred: Yeah, I got ridiculously drunk and got with my ex-girlfriend last night.
Johnathon: You didn't! That's an amateur mistake!

Alex: Oh no - I left my graphical calculator in radians for all those questions!
Christopher: Oh dear - amateur mistake!

by mkoijn March 11, 2009

Tranny Mastas

Transvestite Masters.
Go to school as girls during the day and then going to night shift.
They are going to rule the world
Taking one bro at a time.

LOVE.

Person one: OMG those girls are ridiculous
Person two: Yeah, they're tranny mastas fo life.

by TrannyLULS November 21, 2010

You must have me mistaken for some other Bitch

A useful phrase when you are ending a relationship with a particularly Triflin Mother Fucker.

TMF: I'm busy working all week. And next week too.
Woman: That shit ain't gonna fly. I'm sorry but you must have me mistaken for some other bitch who will put up with that nonsense. See ya!

by Notorious LIZ September 11, 2009

mustache party

A party for homosexuals.

"Dude you going to the mustache party later?" No, I'm not gay.

by Seth Pommerantz May 23, 2008

It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨

The new Perfectly Done<3 of YouTube shorts.

People comment this phrase on every single video

Comments: It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨

by Jalwaysawake January 6, 2022

Mustaches

not honest; bull-shit; someone disposed to lie, cheat, or steal; not worthy of trust or belief.

Him: "I swear I didn't sleep with her, baby!"
Her: "You're so mustaches!"

"You know that kid Rick? He's such a f***ing mustache."

by Isabella Hunter March 19, 2009