metal

a very artistic genre of music that involves alot of skill and concentration to master, when you first get into listening to metal, it may make your ears hurt like hell,then your able to listen to it when your eardrums adapt so you can hear the lyrics, those of no expierience will most likely not be able to understand it and will just say it is complete shit and go back to their Eminem and 50 cent idols. when you get the ears there is no going back.

Rap Kid walks down the street and spots a metal fan listening to his headphones.
Rap Kid:"that u listen 2 is just screamin n shit, u aint no real music white boy."
metal fan:"alright if its really that bad maybe you can stand listening to it."
Rap kid hesitates for a minute.
"gimme your headphones emo."
Rap kid turns it up full volume.
Metal fan:"thats not a good idea."
rap kid:"i can stand this shit"
Presses play.........head blows up so there is nothing left but everything lower jaw down. Metal fan shruggs, whipes the blood and brains of his headphones, mutters "idiot" at the corpse and continues down the street

by Slayerfan101 January 14, 2009

metalsexual

1. One who has an extreme fascination with heavy metal music and its many forms over all other music genres.
2. One who, if the embodiment of heavy metal were the same gender as that person, would have immediate sexual relations with the aforementioned music genre.

"You'd listen to DragonForce over Journey any day? What are you, a metalsexual?"

by Ryan Stockton May 21, 2008

metabolism

The rate at which food is digested.

I have a fast metabolism, so I don't get fat when I eat 16 kajillion tons of food everyday.

by SykoSniper June 14, 2004

Metaphysics

1. A branch of philosophy that studies the relationship between mind and matter

2. Often used to describe things that lack the "facts" to be classified as "real" or accepted

3. Related to paranormal phenomena

I plan to take a class on Metaphysics.

by Shay'oul December 19, 2003

death metal whore

a black metal whore but for death metal, only like the music because of us awesome death metalrs.

"i think your band is cool and you have long hair"
"you madam are a death metal whore"

by deathmetalistheonlygoodmusic December 4, 2009

Metalgasm

The state of being highly excited by auditory brutality

Evan: " I wanna frickin rip his balls off!"
Dave: " Dude, I think I just had a metalgasm."

by Dburgz April 4, 2007

Metamour

Literally, meta = with; about + amor = love. The partner of one's partner, with whom one does not share a direct sexual or loving relationship

My wife's boyfriend is my metamour

by Joreth April 8, 2010