Masterbatingly

Adverb : a state of loneliness so consistent that masterbation is as common or more common then the act of taking a breath.

I am happily masterbatingly single.

by Cheyboy818 December 17, 2015

MASTER CHIEF

The best most badass soldier ever created and also can take on a legion of (grunts) (jackals) and (elites) by himself

MASTER CHIEF is so badass

by MASTER CHIEF 117 November 18, 2016

Masked Bandits

A group of gang members involving Raccoons And a human name Lindsey who has the eyes of raccoon. They plot their plans in a tree on how to take over every house's attic. Members can only be recuited by Lindsey the head leader of the Masked Bandits

Brooo there's something in my attic

Maybe it's the Masked Bandits

by Rocco11215 March 28, 2017

Mashed Potato Party

A party where you eat as much as possible and wear comfortable clothes before having an orgy.

Nobody knew if Jessica was pregnant or just full when she took her shirt off at the mashed potato party

by BenD3 August 25, 2017

master quicky bate

When you need to release e your sexual urges but no willing sex partner masterbate and ejaculate the quickest possible before you get late for work

Tommy the peeping Tom did master quicky bates before he is caught peeping at Grandma's window

by Jemburat November 3, 2017

mashed potates

When u do the mashing to the potates

I like to eat mashed potates

by Dingerbingerdoodoo April 20, 2018

Mashed Clitatoes

When your lover pets, licks, or fucks your clitoris so good that you bust your lady nut all over the place. Once your clit is throbbing and exhausted, it is considered mashed clitatoes. Then, turn it into a real feast by having your lover munch on those mashed clitatoes!

"Oh yeah baby give me those mashed clitatoes, you know daddy loves to eat!"

by guccipotatoes December 11, 2018