A sexual position performed by two people, one of which has to be a male. The man inserts his penis between his partner's nose and mouth (in the area where a mustache grows) and peforms a repetitive humping motion, while his partner makes duck lips.
Subject 1: Yo, last night this chick showed me a new sex position called the "portuguese sack lunch", I liked it a lot.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.
by Flama741 February 19, 2018
Get the portuguese sack lunchmug. Timmy: Hey bro, did you see that girl's blue waffle hanging out in the bleachers?
Kyle: Stop dude! I'm going to toss the lunch monkey!
Kyle: Stop dude! I'm going to toss the lunch monkey!
by choke, puke, laugh, repeat January 4, 2018
Get the toss the lunch monkeymug. by Smallraisinboy June 26, 2021
Get the Scuff lunchmug. "First I like to put the jelly inside my ass, then I put the peanut butter on top. But Tom here will be calling it lunch."
-Boondock, Booty Warrior Episode
-Boondock, Booty Warrior Episode
by Unkle Ruckus November 29, 2022
Get the Lunchmug. When in Vegas days start later because everyone is hungover and sleeps in.... sometimes the big first meal often becomes an early dinner often called a Vegas Lunch which is can be followed by a late dinner.
by vegas hobbit May 21, 2021
Get the VEGAS LUNCHmug. by IPoise December 23, 2014
Get the Lunch Boxmug. 