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David’s Left Nipple 

David’s Left Nipple™️ (dln), is a groupchat full of the rudest vlog squad twitter stans, they all suck so fucking bad. if i ever see one of their members in the streets i will fucking deck them, on god i will shank them and rip their intestines out and play with it like playdough, and their admin isn’t even fucking active what a whore goddamn i can’t stand her such a fucking bitch. i hate them all i hope they all die a slow and painful death and i hope their day goes horrible stupid david stans nobody likes you and you’re irrelevant get over it pussy.
“dln is the ugliest groupchat on the interweb but i love them” ~ anonybitch

“dln hates small accounts” ~ anonymous pussy ass bitch

angela smells good” ~ fake hoe

“dln has the smallest dick energy” ~ anon

“david’s left nipple is gross and overrated i hate this groupchat so fucking much they make me so damn mad and they don’t support my foot fetish” ~ assnon
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Captain Scott Has Left his Sleeping Bag 

A phrase used to describe the state of the penis.

When an uncircumcised penis head rolls out of the foreskin.

Derived from the explorer, Robert Falcon Scott who ventured to Antarctica in 1912.
Ryan: Aw red alert mate
Josh: What?
Ryan: Captain Scott has left his sleeping bag
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Two inches left 

Like a gold digger, this person marries for money, but the catch is they have to be old to the point that they only two inches left
Me: Did you see that Amanda from high school married that rich dude with all that money and can only get around in a wheelchair.
Her: I'm thinking that she thinks he has only two inches left.

funneh's left eye lash 

you probably know her from twitter,SHE SCARY AS HECC,watch ur windows to catch an eyelash b4 going to bed kids!

(ill probably be ded for posting this)
idk just tag @FunnnehsEyeLash on twitter and funneh's left eye lash will maybe reply maybe reply

Los Angeles Left Hand Turn Signal 

When your in a left lane at an intersection and right as the light turns red you slam the gas pedal and honk your horn so traffic knows your coming.
Damn it Dave that guy did a Los Angeles Left Hand Turn Signal and nearly cut me off.

WORDA MY WHOLE LEFT SIDE 

A crip term of swearing on ur heart made by FENDIIACE A 62NHECBC
ACE-I just caught the opps lacking on they blocc
LOC-worda who

ACE-worda my whole left side

Everybody looks to the left everybody looks to the right

it’s just a song popular on tiktok.

commonly found with a baby looking around
you: “everybody looks to the left everybody looks to the right

them: “ohh I know that song!”