Purple Flying Monkey Humper

Someone who fornicates with purple flying monkeys. That have orginated from a very bad acid trip.

Dude, I thought I was humping the fuck out of a purple flying monkey last night.

Purple Flying Monkey Humper

by jacksalot July 12, 2009

California Mud Hopper

N.) V.(TO california mud hop.)- when you have sex and then you pull it out and stick it in each hole simultaneously.

WOOOHOOO!! that was a great california mud hopping session.

by PM March 27, 2004

homie hopper

A homie hopper is someone who hangs with different people for the moment because there is something he/she wants or because it is exciting until they get bored and then jump ship to someone else.
Homie hoppers will steal your friends and control them as their own.

My ex is such a homie hopper. She talks to all of my friends and then ditches them after she gets what she wants.

by Nic Mynona December 22, 2008

whale humper

An individual who is so worried about the whales bumping into one another while they are swiming around because the Navy uses sonar to protect there vessel's from combatin enemies that want to kill us.

My friend is such a whale humper she was all happy when the word came down that the Navy can't use an extreme amount of sonar to protect the U.S.A. and their Vessel's because Shamo and flipper bumped into a submarines propellar and they were chopped up into tuna fish.

by Mike Schultz February 8, 2008

bark humper

An Individual who is generally affiliated with the democratic political party also know as the democrap party, who will fight for a trees's right to life with no regard to a humans right to life,because the tree belongs to the earth and us humans have no regard for the earth

did you see the bark humper, tree hugging,frog licking, toad sucking, nature nazi protestesting a new housing development on 50 acres of prime forestry land last week. they were trying to save the trees from bein chopped down and shredded into mulch.

by Mike Schultz January 24, 2008

dry humper

a co-worker or colleague who is always jumping all over a new idea or task, but never gets it done, resulting in extreme work-place frustration in response to lack of follow-through.

i was willing to take on that new project, but the dry humper was practically pissing down his leg volunteering to do it first. we all know cory's all hump and no satisfaction.

by fivenightrental March 4, 2009

Homers

Another of a long list of words to identify gay guys - Plural for homo

Look at those guys - I bet they're a couple of butt fuckin homers

by Salinas Guy April 1, 2009