holy masturbation 

After the occurrence of a massive dry spell, one must partake in the holy masturbation which is the act of sitting in a confessional using holy water as lube as the priest blesses your act of satisfaction

Im sorry father for I have sinned I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years. I must partake in holy masturbation.

holy masturbation by Dman1011 February 21, 2023

Holy See 

Another word for Vatican City, a country enclave in Italy's capital, Rome.

Have you been to Holy See? I heard there are a lot of museums there!

Holy See by Boovian March 10, 2023

Holy Heavens 

An expression of surprise,disappointment,or excitement.

Person:The Braves won!
Respondent:Holy heavens!That’s amazing!

Holy Heavens by Dog Player-6942 May 26, 2023

Holy shito 

T4M4RI / ADAMMURR4Y says HOLY SHITO when they are super surprised.

“HOLY SHITO… I’M SHITTING BRICKS RIGHT NOW!!”

Holy shito by ADAMMURR4Y June 23, 2023

Holy water 

Wet pussy that won't burn your dick with an STD.

My woman has that aquafina, that holy water. That's why I always hit it raw.

Holy water by Phmns52 February 10, 2014

Holy Moly

A variation on the Mexican "Mole" sauce. The phrase was coined to describe a Mole sauce which was so purely hot that it cleansed not only your bowels but your soul as well. However over time the meaning changed to mean simply a frightfully shocking occurrence.

"This salsa will burn it's way in and out!"
"Holy moly!"

Holy Moly by the79bomb October 7, 2009

Holy Diver 

Combination of a boiling hot bath, a wank and smoking a joint at the same time.

The Holy Diver is a combination of a boiling hot bath, a wank and smoking a joint at the same time. Gets you the best red eye, im serial literally your whole eye will go bloodshot red, no white at all. Think being high, times ten. Careful not for lightweights and/or pussies that cant hold their cum. Start off with a weak joint and work your way up.

Holy Diver by warlock230 December 15, 2010