Cum Goggles

1. Ejaculation on someone's face that resembles glasses, googles, or "racoon eyes"
2. Protective eyewear worn to prevent gettin cum in one's eyes

1. I gave my girlfriend cum goggles instead because she had gum in her mouth.
2. Good thing you were wearing your cum goggles last night...

by filthcradle December 28, 2005

Japanese Rain Goggles

When orally pleasing a girl and she is squirting in your face so you have to squint like a Japanese person, and you wish you had a pair of goggles.

You know you've pleased your woman when she gives you the Japanese rain goggles!

by Nodasport November 25, 2010

Japanese Rain Goggles

When a squirter sits on your face for oral sex and when she cums your eyes are protected by her ass cheeks which are called Japanese Rain Goggles

Lisa sat on Barts face and gave him Japanese Rain Goggles.

by Alvin Mack32 November 25, 2010

Beer Goggles

The reason why I woke up with a 300 pound woman next to me in bed, whom I presumed I had never seen before.

See the movie "Shallow Hal"

by Grits January 8, 2005

Arabian Goggles

The male practice of applying ones testicles over the eyes of someone who is sleeping.

"I'm gonna give him the arabian goggles"

by The Heed December 24, 2006

Gogo

The definition of cool.

Michael wants to be gogo because he is a loser who has no friends.

by Michael December 13, 2003

van gogh

A woman who appears to be extremely attractive when observed from a distance. Upon closer examination it is clear to the observer that she is skanky, wrinkly, and/or fat.

Person A: "Gee whiz, that lady over there sure is pretty"
Person B: "Oh no my friend, I checked her out up close. She's a Van Gogh"
Person A: "Fuckin' shit!"

by oaul March 21, 2007