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Gilipolla

Spanish insult that literally refers to a man without a penis.
Metaphorically means somebody who is less of a man, who doesn't act like a man, and who cannot be considered a man.
"Antonio es un Gilipolla"
"Anthony is an Asshole"
by Lolitapink1985 November 2, 2005
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Gilles

A Gilles is a dark leprochaun and is born with a secret goal, to start a pixie farm. Gilles can often be found hiding in the closets of 10 year old boys, eating the heads off their action figures. If you see a Gilles, pull it's hair. It will snort yellow jelly beans.
"Why are the heads missing off my action figures?" "It must've been a Gilles..."

"I want some yellow jelly beans." "Then go find Gilles!"
by Emmer Demmer May 18, 2010
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Gilbert

Is a person who is amazing at kicking balls over fences. He's a very clingy person and is sometimes very awkward
Omg he's such a Gilbert
by Anonymous192837456 November 27, 2012
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Gilbert, AZ

(n) Pronounced; Gil-bear
Gilbert, AZ is located southeast of Phoenix and is the largest town in the US, because they refuse to take the name of city. On average, Gilbert has a Howie-Rating of 7 out of 8. Depending on the day and amount of women on the streets. Has semi-frenchinese roots and is home to Luis Gonzalez.
I'm goin down to Gilbert, AZ man. How bout you?
by Howie II September 22, 2007
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GILF rules

The GILF is a very sought after term.
A man to bed one will be KING of his group, and gloating rights will be established once validated.
These are the rules that are commonly followed when determining GILF.

1. Has to have a daughter that has a child already. Can be allowed to be less than one month from popping. But that is determined by the group.

2. Has to be of reasonable age. 45 is the start of the safe zone. This sounds stupid but I have known women to try and pass theselves off as GILF. Scrutiny is needed for 45>.

3. Photo is proof. When bedding a GILF you need to take an image using whatever methods are available, and there needs to be in the background or foreground some sort of identifiable object, that being a landmark or certain posters and so on, to be able to validate the bedding. Your location needs to match with the image, this is of utmost importance.

4. Phone number. Can be used as a substandard of proof. But you must be honest with the story. We can always call her and find out the real story.

5. Looks are important. No reward is paid out for any grandmother that is ugly and or fat. Alcohol is no defence. If you bed an ugly fat old chick, you will be humiliated in any and many ways possible, because that's your own fault.
Bloke 1: Remember the old girl i was talking to?
Bloke 2: yeah she was fine...a GILF I might add?
Bloke 1:*shows image of GILF in his room*...GILF Rules number 3.
Bloke 2: yeah i'll pay that
Bloke 1: mmmm...mmmm...mmmm...mmmm
by FatGimp August 25, 2009
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Gill

The British given last name of those who are morbidly melodramatic or theatrical. Often acting over-animated to achieve recognition within any given society.
"What the fuck? Why is that person crying over spilt milk?"
"Probably a member of the Gill's."
by Gill Member July 25, 2009
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gilly

That shit is gilly man.
by Leenuhj October 3, 2006
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