German BS

A paper to be turned in with no practical substance related to the assigned topic.

Sally had no idea what photosynthesis was, so instead she decided to German BS her paper and turned in a fictional narrative about an angry fire breathing squirrel bent on destruction.

by Fauferno February 27, 2009

Germa

A common nickname for anyone with the name Gemma.

P1: Hey Germa!
P2: That is not my name! It's Gemma!

by germa88 May 23, 2009

Gemmalyn

One of the most evilest people on the planet. The Evil General First in Command. Gemmalyn‘s are the type of people the kill unsuspecting victims. Even entities with multiple lives.

Yo Luso have you seen Gemmalyn anywhere?
No, she’s too busy killing Kai

by Piss.. March 21, 2021

German Hole

noun - of or pertaining to the asshole

"put it in her german hole"

by germanholer April 15, 2005

German Genitalia

When you stick your penis on the upper lip of a person giving them a Hitler stache

Dude this chick let me give her a german genitalia

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

German Oven

With connection to the dutch oven, the German oven has a similar principle, yet the main diference is the gas that is released into the 'oven'.

As history tell us the German oven will contain Zyklon B an will therefore kill the fellow occupant of the bed.

A brutal joke with dark consequences, but it is German after all.

Adolf: Come into ze bed my pretty *releases German Oven*

Anne: Okay, mein Fürher

*Anne gets in bed and begins to choke and slowly suffocates while Adolf watches on in admiration*

by greavsie458 March 19, 2011

pardon my german

Pardon my German, a.k.a. "begnadigen Sie mein Deutsches" is a phrase jokingly used to excuse farting or burping in an inappropriate situation; it is similar in use to pardon my French, which is used to excuse one's profane language.

Job Interviewer: Well, that's all everything. do you have any questions for me about the company?

Candidate: No, but-- *LOUD, LONG OBNOXIOUS MALODOROUS FART*

Job Interviewer: *stunned silence*

Candidate: Heh...um, pardon my German.

by Codpiece Clown December 22, 2007