Fuckchart

A list of people you had sex with. It usually contains precise descriptions of the sex encounter and, in some cases, sex relics, such as pubic hair or sex tapes.

"That chick wreck was totally worthy a +1 on my fuckchart!"

by Wacchuwari August 15, 2014

fubernucked

Markiplier's version of SUPER FUCKED!

I'm fubernucked!

by Sakaarason July 5, 2017

Suicide fuel

Anything that gives you motivation or reason to commit suicide

Looking in the mirror is starting to become suicide fuel

by Corey Huncho June 18, 2020

Bummy Fucked

A word that can be used when you're high af or another word of "you got me fucked up"

Dude I smoked the fattest bowl and now I'm bummy fucked

by OmniAPM February 24, 2021

Friend Futcher

Code word for lads to use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your house, following your girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain pipe.

Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.

Bro, we’ve never seen you here before, where did you say you’re from?

Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher

by sWanker March 25, 2021

sucks monkey fucks

*Really* sucking. Really being bad, beyond words. Usually applied to old, (S)NES video games but can also be used when sucking at doing something.

AVGN: It sucks so much it fucks. It fucks so much it sucks. It sucks monkey fucks.

by avgn_fan42 September 4, 2010

Fuck-O-Meter

The amount of fucks being given at a single time.

I give zero fucks right now
Fuck-o-Meter confirmed zero fucks

by BigdickMceeee October 30, 2018