FAIL

To completely blow an opportuntiy and look like a jackass doing it.

Jeez. This Star Wars New Game Experience sucks. Whatever developer pushed this forward is full of fail.

by !stugots! June 13, 2008

american fail

A fail that's beyond the epic fail level.

"why is it raining on the inside?"
"the gutter is broken...."
"american fail..."

by preznu March 28, 2009

Epic Fail

A word describing the failure of Microsoft's Xbox 360.

Dude, you got the xbox ring of death, Epic fail.

by Zim_ October 26, 2008

Failcannon

A blast to the face by seriously screwing up

Dude? you seriously forgot your girlfriends name?

FAILCANNON

by elijahhhhhh October 23, 2008

failblog.org

Verb-
The act of failing so hard, that it is worthy of being on the failblog.org website. It can also be used as a word to describe someone's life or accomplished goals in which they brag about.(You can not like that person)

Bob:Did you see Ethan failing at Xbox last night?
Max:Dude he failed so hard, he failblog.orged.

-or-
Bob:Honestly Max, you just failblog.org at life.
Max:Your a bully =(.

by WeehawkenRules November 5, 2010

fail present

A gift that is a total fail and everyone knows it. The receiver obviously hates it. Responses similar to "oh, wow, this is...great... I love it...thaaaanks." are signs that you have given a fail present.

My boyfriend gave me socks for my birthday, such a fail present.

by Avenslove June 3, 2011

Fail Whale

You start to do an awkward turtle but instead of using your thumbs, you accidentally use your pinky fingers. This is a social fail and so to save embarrassment you pull your hands back in with both your thumbs and pinky fingers clenched in. This is the Fail Whale.

Sophia: OMG Rhys! You know Siobhan?
Rhys: Yeah she's a total social hand grenade.
Sophia: I know right? Well she just did a massive Fail Whale and everyone decided to throw her into the ocean. How ironic!
Rhys: Alanis Morissette butchered that word. Never speak of it again.

by RamboThunder March 1, 2012