saint andrews episcopal school

Saint Andrew's Episcopal School (SAES) is an Episcopalian elementary and middle school located in California with morals for strong academics and character. Children at Saint Andrew's grow up with a good sense of what to expect for in the future, and develop practical goals in which they succeed spiritually and academically. SAES provides a well-rounded curriculum from the arts, to meditation, to app inventing, to self-motivating and enduring physical education. As the kids grow to young adults, they start to lose innocence as they discover life's challenges and opportunities. Many of which at SAES are masked with morals of character start to question the values behind becoming a perfect, well rounded, child. From here out, some chose to unconsciously follow the suggested path of work/improvement without question, while others chose to question life, God, and the pursuit of happiness. Once in 8th grade, most kids at SAES have experienced enough work and lessons to know that they shall do what pleases them, whether it means being a person of character, or a person who realizes the innocence of the school children. Many kids grow up to be bright, wonderful, and succeed in many ways, while others may simply be unprepared for real-life problems such as being bullied, relationship break-ups, and becoming fired from a job.

Bartholomule: "Hey Birtha, Saint Andrews Episcopal School looks like a great place for my 8 year old son!"

Birtha: "It may seem like that at first, but SAES seems to keep too children innocent, causing them to fail epically in high-school when it comes to being popular, getting a boy/girl-friend, simply due to the fact that they don't know what words like "cum" or "condom" are."

Bartholumule: "OK well it seems like something I'm willing to sacrifice for a great education, maybe I could persuade them to put in a Sex Ed. Class."

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SAES Student (boy): "um-m-r... Hi Jessica, um... I think your pretty?... Um... So...um..."

SAES Student (Girl): "Awww you're so sweet! of course I'll be your Girlfriend!"

*Holds hands for 5 seconds and never speaks again*

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Boya: "Hey dude, that chick looks pretty damn hot in those tights!"

Brindolathumleyanola: "hell ya man, I so want to lick her pus--Her Puissance! I mean like those legs look like they can jump high!"

by Andrew the Apostle March 16, 2014

The Office, season 7, episode 19 minute 14:45

Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.

Random grandparent: so how was school?
Susan: The Office, season 7, episode 19 minute 14:45

by Ya got any grapes? August 7, 2021

epsilon

1) A really really small positive number (i.e. 0.00000001)
2) The fifth letter of the greek alphabet
3) What mathematicians such as Paul Erdos call little kids; a beautiful use of definition #1

"That's a cute epsilon! Is it a boss or a slave?" - Paul Erdos, Hungarian mathematician (obtained from 'The Man who loved Only Numbers')

by Sasha Ramani September 23, 2005

Tau Kappa Epsilon

The nation’s largest fraternity. Devoted to recruiting and developing superior men of character. Often comprised of members representing the best in academics, athletics and social ability. Known for throwing the sickest parties on campus. Often found winning every Greek event known to man. Lacking in conceited douche bags who think popping your collar or making fun of people makes you cooler than others. Loved by women.

Random Rush: "Tau Kappa Epsilon throws a sweet party bro."
Random Rush 2: "Yeah, the guys are pretty tight too."
Guys' Female Friend: "You two go ahead, I'll have one of them walk me home..."

by ilovescotch April 23, 2006

Epicism

the act of being epic, applicable to an event, single action or happening that pushes the limits of 'awesomeness' into the realms of inexplicable fleeting brilliance.

"What happened last night was sooo awesome, shit like that never happens! It defined epicism."

by GhettophobeNAB July 25, 2009

Epic fail

The lamest thing you can possibly say.

Usually said by lame high school underclassmen who haven't realized that it's not a cool thing to say, and in turn look like complete idiots to anyone who happened to hear them.

Bill: Hey Steve, can I borrow your calculator?
Steve: Oh sure. *attempts to hand Bill his calculator, but accidentally drops it*
Bill: EPIC FAIL!
Steve: Oh sorry, I thought you were cool. No, you can't borrow my calculator.
Jim: And I don't want to be friends with you anymore.

by levia December 5, 2009

epiduo

fucking painful shit that makes your acne go away. hurts like a bitch at first but its worth it.

"so my dermetologist reccommended Epiduo for my pimples."

"dude, that shit's gonna hurt but at least you'll have clear skin"

by heythere123123123 March 13, 2010