Hartlepool Eats

A mint takeaway and restaurant delivery app with the best discounts and the most exclusive takeaways. Full of discounts and better takeaways.

Chardonnay: Shall we get Chinese on Just Eat?
Dean: Nah, order with Hartlepool Eats mate, they’ve got more Chinese takeaways than Just Eat
Chardonnay: Good point, it’s always cheaper too

by JWileburger November 24, 2021

Eat Cheese

Orangutans who originate from the Borneo and Sumatra rainforest, tend to have a sweat build up under their arm pits. This sweat build up forms a yellowish color and resembles the consistency of cheese. When telling someone to “eat cheese”, one can only infer that it is an insult of the greatest degree!

Tim: Yo man my fantasy football team rocks dude.
Me: Eat cheese, your team is trash!

by Kernall Johnson November 21, 2018

Clean Eating

Going down on a woman that has extreme bush (bush that starts above her belly). When you start to come back up because you don’t want choke, she spreads her lips and tells you it’s time to do a little clean eating.

After rummaging through her lady garden, she finally spread her lips and offered a little clean eating.

by Sicbastard August 24, 2018

Eat a sandwich

Something skinny people get told far too often

I'm a tad underweight, so I'm always told to eat a sandwich

by Spaghettinoodleghost May 12, 2021

eating hole

Most commonly refers to the mouth where food is put when being eaten.

Can also apply to the anus or vagina which can be "eaten out" and are holes.

"Shut up and put that food in your eating hole!"

"I've eaten out of her eating hole before and it was nasty"

"In order to infinitely consume the solar anus, she worshiped his eating hole"

by AbcdefgfedcbA February 14, 2008

Eat the apple

When someone do something so bad and unforgivable that make him go to hell.

Oh this dude killed his dog, he eat the Apple

by Atchu chya April 13, 2020

Eating Cheetos

The act of rounding up all the homeless people of the neighborhood, sedating them with free booze, and then chopping off and consuming their genitals. Usually done for sexual pleasure.

That guy Ed went to jail for Eating Cheetos, but at least nobody hassled me for spare change today.

by Chester Cheetah February 9, 2007