cunt monkey

The mystical creatures that reside in everything that fucks you over.

James lost his favorite socks.
"Damn, must be those cunt monkeys!"

by lord frumpaloofcanchanpachanpow October 23, 2005

Cuntscag

A dirty person who smells like an infected cunt

That cuntscag has not washed her sheets in six months, and she has sex at least two times a day.

by Cuddle Pony January 13, 2010

cuntsure

an adjective that describes a woman who is too confident in her opinions and all too quick to share them. Feminine of cocksure.

Person1: Why does Laurelle always rudely and wrongly interject when I am speaking? She almost never understands what I am saying. Does she hate me?

Person2: No. That's just the way she is, she's cuntsure.

by Colomba September 12, 2012

cuntsipping

When you're out at a bar and one of your friends decides he's going to drink in the slow lane all night.

We all were ready to party except for Dave who was cuntsipping his Coors Light all night.

by Seminole93 July 26, 2015

Cunt Mop

A tampon

Shit, my gums are bleeding again! Quick, pass me a Cunt Mop!

by aloicious69 March 17, 2009

cunt mustache

tuft of pubic hair above the vaginal entrance; refers to landscaped pubic hair and therefore not applicable to the "natural look" or totally shaved female crotches

When I dropped to my knees to perform cunnilingus on my female partner, I was overjoyed by her nice cunt mustache which highlighted her vagina.

by Myrkal Phitz April 12, 2009

Cunt Stilts

Cunt Stilts can also be referred to as female legs but in more of a derogatory way. Just like you wouldn't call a women a Cunt you wouldn't call her legs Cunt Stilts.

Dude#1: "Hey look at that hottie over there!" "Nice legs!"
Dude#2 "Man she looks like a stuck up cunt. Those aren't legs! They're cunt stilts. Let her hobble out of here on those Cunt Stilts before my pimp hand gets too strong!

by Lance.Pimpstrong June 21, 2010