Cryptarded

When something is just a little fucky. Slightly worse than normal, but not horrible.

I slept a little cryptarded last night and now my back hurts.

by Factualthings August 7, 2025

Cryptoalleys

A community-driven hub for early crypto listings and presales—with groups, AMAs, analytics, and escrow—where builders post, degens vet, and everyone tracks what’s about to pop before it hits the big aggregators.

Before aping in, I checked CryptoAlleys for the presale details and AMA—looked solid, so I tossed it on my watchlist.

by Droidmod October 11, 2025

cryptissonance

The tension or disharmony that happens when one person in a relationship wants to stay private and off-grid (encrypulous), while the other shares everything online (decrypulous). A modern form of digital incompatibility — part love, part algorithmic anxiety. Basically, when your need for privacy meets your partner’s need for Wi-Fi.

Their relationship didn’t end because of cheating — it was pure cryptissonance. He lived offline; she lived on Instagram.

by Llamahu November 7, 2025

Cryptok

a cryptocurrency related video. A well used hash tag across many social platofrms to denote a video specifically addressing cryptocurrencies.

One of the biggest influencers just released a new cryptok today!

by crypto influener December 9, 2025

crypto luigi

the guy who filmed atlas earth comercial. also in raldi's crackhousr where u have to have 10 ethereum to free him and fight him

crypto luigi: i just bought more land in the metaverse
*AFTER RALDI'S CRACKHOUSE*
crypto luigi: hey old pal free me

by RaldisCrackhouse January 3, 2026

Spiritualized Cryptomnesia

When you've received information in the past from an ordinary source - book or other person - and attribute it now to coming through you from a spiritual source, such as "your guides".

Some people who say they channel have spiritualized cryptomnesia. They begin each sentence with "My guides say" and then speak a common truth. E.g., My guides say the cure for the pain is in the pain.

by CoreEmotionalHealing.org July 22, 2018

dirty crypto

When an asian decides to hack into a large business involved with both blood sports, human trafficking or money and uses that to hire as many red haired woman as physically possible.

My mate Joe is really into a dirty crypto, he does it every weekend.

by Michileinwe-men May 17, 2022