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The tension or disharmony that happens when one person in a relationship wants to stay private and off-grid (encrypulous), while the other shares everything online (decrypulous). A modern form of digital incompatibility — part love, part algorithmic anxiety. Basically, when your need for privacy meets your partner’s need for Wi-Fi.
Their relationship didn’t end because of cheating — it was pure cryptissonance. He lived offline; she lived on Instagram.
by Llamahu November 7, 2025
Get the cryptissonance mug.A person who deliberately leaves little or no trace online; someone who values privacy and stays off social media or digital platforms. The encrypulous are wary of technology, prefer anonymity, and often live quietly outside the systems that track and display most people’s lives. Someone who’s basically invisible online. No posts, no tags, no likes — just vibes and a flip phone. The opposite of an influencer.
She’s completely encrypulous — no Instagram, no Facebook, no digital footprint. It’s like she exists in the real world only.
by Llamahu November 7, 2025
Get the Encrypulous mug.Someone who loves to share everything online — a person who posts, tags, checks in, and documents life without hesitation. The decrypulous are open books in the digital world, the opposite of the secretive encrypulous. Their lives are public, transparent, and constantly synced. Someone who treats social media like a diary with Wi-Fi. The decrypulous can’t keep a secret — even lunch gets its own post.
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Get the decrypulous mug.A classy elegant way of referring to your belly button. The use of french allows it to cease being dirty hole and becomes a beautiful and sexy word.
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