conflatulate

1. An expression used to congradulate someone on a worthy fart (conflatulations)

2. To sarcastically congradulate someone, as if their achievement was worthy only of a fart

3. To congradulate someone with a fart

1. "Naveen, did you just fart?" "yeah" "conflatulations man, i think they can smell that one nextdoor"

2. Shivank: Hey guys I got an 86 on my exam!
Matt: Conflatulations, the average was a 95

3. My little brother graduated highschool so i conflatulated him infront of his friends.

by MSmits5 September 14, 2008

Confuzled

A word commonly used instead of "confused" because it's more fun to say. XP

OMG! That one chapter had me totally confuzled! It was uber confusing!

by KairiWairi February 20, 2010

conflake

n. Combination of conservative and flake

Used derogatorily by thinking people when making reference to followers of Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, or Bill O'Reilly.

pl. conflakes

Ignore the troll, he's just another conflake, straight for them audience of Fox News.

by TheBlackHandOfDeath June 30, 2011

confologize

To confess and apologize at the same time.

Beau: Laura, I have to confologize that I scratched your car this morning.
Laura: Thanks for confessing. I accept your apology.

by Laura Owen December 26, 2016

Comment Confusion

A time when you open or view a comment section on YouTube or any conversation and have no idea what the fuck the members are talking about

Dude, I can't understand what these people are saying, I think I have comment confusion

by JeffDunham420BlazeIt January 31, 2017

Dashboard Confessional

Dashboard Confessional is emo however on the softer side of emo it is an amazing band if you like it. All the people here trashign dashboard are either not into this type of music or are so retarded that they can't comprehend the lyrics...dashboard's lyrics are beautiful and graceeful and for the record all u "haters" who say chris carabba cant sing for shit i have heard him sing and he is magnificent better than most bands.

here is some of there gorg. lyrics..

"This is incredible. Starving, insatiable, yes, this is love for the first time.
Well you'd like to think that you were invincible. Yeah, well weren't we all once before we felt loss for the first time? Well this is the last time. Well this is the last time well this is the last time."

by jenfromdablock December 1, 2004

confederate flag

A flag to represent the sweet South. It DOES NOT stand for slavery you jackasses so stop getting your underwear in a wad.

I proudly display the rebel flag, my heritage.

by Adrienne November 6, 2004