Clapterial

A person you would definitely smash/clap.

Sam: "Damn, Stiffler's mom is pretty hot"
Finch: "Yeah, she is some high tier clapterial"

by Thememenecromancer January 5, 2021

clapham gay

A gay man who lives in or around Clapham (Tooting, Balham, Battersea, Wandsworth) and affects of superiority around shared interests including clubbing, physical appearance, gymming and wealth.

"He'd be hot if he wasn't such a clapham gay"

by LuckOfTheDraw March 24, 2023

sag clapper

#1. A person who masturbates with a pillow over the age of 85.
#2. A young adult having sex with someone over the age 92.

#1. "My Grandpa is a sag clapper because his pillow is crusty and yellow!"

#2 "Jim over there is a sag clapper!"

by anal vibrations August 11, 2010

Kutcha clapping

When a woman's pussy gets banged so much that the slightest movement makes her vagina lips hit each other making a clapping sound.

More than one woman in a group is called Kutcha Clappers

Janice walked by my desk in the office and she was kutcha clapping all the way there and back.

by Crotch Pheasant August 22, 2014

sunset clapper

A type of person, usually a hypster and/or a vegan, that likes to watch the sunset. And, in order to better aknowledge the magnific event he/she is witnessing, this person claps. Cherring the sun

Average hypster says: "Ah bravo, this sunset was amazing, hourra to mother earth for allowing us to witness this moment"

Average joe replies: "you really are a sunset clapper queen"

by ragnarok666 October 9, 2017

Anal Clapathon

Going into a Chemistry exam thinking you know the material fairly well, but then you end up getting Anally Clapped until your cheeks bleed.

Friend: How did your Chem exam go that you studied all night for?

You: Yo that was an absolute Anal Clapathon. My cheeks are bleeding!

by lickmytaint2021 November 20, 2018

Sack Clapping

When a man is fucking another man and they are going so hard their ballsacks are clapping together. Only straight on Tuesdays and if you have socks on.

Guy1: my balls hurt so much!
Guy2: why?
Guy1: I was sack clapping last night with my homie

Guy2: that’s gay
Guy1: I had socks on so it cancels out

by Clapper tapper rapper February 28, 2019