Chinese Dove

The Chinese Dove is when instead of sitting on a toilet bowl regularily for a shit, you stand on the rim of the seat, squat, and flap your arms while the shit leaves your anus.

Jordan and I were having battleshits and he whipped out the Chinese Dove. Needless to say, he won that battle.

by Tomathen23 May 7, 2011

chinese tickler

The chinese tickler is the act of two males inserting their penises into a chinese finger trap and then proceeding to pull and push making the trap tighter and looser respectively.

Boy: Man my dick is so sore.
Man: What happened?
Boy: I just did the chinese tickler
Man: that explains the cross pattern

by thechinamanwiththeplan February 11, 2012

chinese shit

A special (you guessed it!) Chinese poison that is administered via injection into your enemy that slows down their heart beat, eventually stopping it, resulting in death within (usually) an hour. The effects can only be postponed through increasing the adrenaline levels. We give this shit to horses, after all.

Chinese shit - "You gotta help me, Doc. I've been poisoned by some kind of Chinese synthetic shit. It feels like I'm slowing down, you know, caught in a tar pit. Also got that blurred vision."

by Mr. Chelios October 7, 2015

chinese cock worm

The act of going to the market dressed in a skirt of meat when your penis slips through the cracks of the pork chops hanging from your stomach and a small maggot finds its way into your urethra and you fuck a small village girl in the ass while the maggot makes its way to her ovaries and then later a child in the shape of a seven foot African cock emerges into the world and stops world hunger.

I'm pretty sure our president is the result of a Chinese cock worm.

by Chinese Cock Worm May 11, 2017

eating chinese

To perform oral sex on a woman. Its a small, but managable leap from the stereotype that chinese restaurants serve cat meat.

I don't mind eating chinese, especially when my girlfriend is willing to return the favor.

by Mister_Miagi July 30, 2010

to pull a chinese

To misstate or lie about one's age.

Derives from the misstatement of He Kexin's and Yang Yun's age as 16 (2 years older than they were) during 2008 and 2000 Olympics respectively.

Damn, she tried to pull a chinese on me last night. I would have been in deep trouble.

by ra99 October 14, 2008

wind chimes

According to the late, great George Carlin, it is NOT a musical instrument

It's the same with those unfortunate mutants who think wind chimes are a musical instrument

by LIlparkczar June 23, 2008