Stuff a chimp

A play on the phrase "STFU", implying that the "chimp-stuffer" coud go do something indecent to a primate rather than continue talking.
Plural: Stuff chimps.

"Go stuff a chimp!", said the nerd to the bully who was wedgieing him. The bully, having no comeback, ran home to his mommy.

by chimp_stuffer_in_da_haoose April 30, 2010

Zoo zoo chimp

A person who everyones thinks is indian, he is italian though. He is part chimp and part human.

Person: look at that cool guy
Me: yeh its zoo zoo chimp

by Shoesh i n e May 27, 2019

Meet the Chimps in the Alley

White Nationalist slang for lynching. Typically used to intimidate black people.

Person 1: We'll bring our guns to the rally, and meet the chimps in the alley!
Person 2: Hell Yeah Brother, 1488!

by saggydeernuts June 15, 2022

Jambo the chimpanzee

A terrifying ultra ripped hairless chimpanzee that lives in the twycross zoo

Jambo the chimpanzee be looking like an escaped SCP

by Funny ape June 27, 2022

Two mothers’ chimneys

Old English saying for when something is either too difficult or too easy to do

“Is it a complicated route to get to there?”
“Oh no, it’s like two mothers’ chimneys, you can just get the underground direct.”

Or

“Gosh, that tax return process was complicated!”
“I know, I did mine last month and it was like two mothers’ chimneys”.

by Befarnajo July 9, 2023

Japanese Chimichanga

When you cut off a persons nipples, poop inside the hole, then sew the nipples back on.

I did a Japanese Chimichanga my friend.

by japenesebros October 18, 2010

Chimona

Word originating from Michael Jackson, found in South Park episode and songs especially "Bad"

Ex: "You know I'm bad, I'm bad CHIMONA CHIMONA."

by k-tiz July 8, 2005