cheerleading

ok yeah, i hate when people say cheerleading is not a sport and its just a little kiddy one. have you ever been to a real cheerleading competitonn? seen videoos on youtube? seen pictures? try being those bases, backspotter, nd flyer. i am a flyer nd i know what i am talking about. you need balance flexibilty braveness nd trust. the competitons make you wanna pee yhur pants. what if i dont remember the 3 mintue route i have to remember?! what if i drop a stunt?! what if i fall out of a stunt nd get hurt?! cheerleading is a lot of competing nd you can get injured bad. falling out of a stunt with nobody catching you. sound scary? having a girl fall on yhur head. sounds like it hurts? doing a tumble wrong nd falling on yhur face. sounds like a few broken bones? nd more so next time you thiink cheerleading is a little kiddy sport look up "cheerleading" on youtube or google. nd if you still think so try it one time then youll get the giss. kthanksbye!

guy:ew cheerleading isnt a sport
*people go up in a stunt then 360 down*
guy: dang nevermind!

by proud cheeerleader February 4, 2009

pecker checker

another term for a cock blocker, usually a portly to rotund female who accompanies a beautiful vixen and who has taken it upon herself to protect her gorgeous friend's virtue by inserting herself between her friend and anybody she deems interested in said friend, (ergo, a threat) and driving them away by any means necessary. The term can also however, refer to any male who is deliberately sabotaging another male's attempts to horizontal boot-knock with a member of the opposite sex, for whatever sick, twisted reason. These icons of shame and self disgust, are almost always looked down upon with hatred and contempt.

Yo Dufus! Whatchew doing ruining my play with that fine mofo in the pink short shorts? You some kinda pecker checker, or what?

by 1 Beat off September 28, 2010

CGP - Cheers Gets the Pussy

A compliment, used when something is exceptionally cool or awesome. Can also be used in the negative to identify something negative.

Origin: The common use of the greeting "Cheers!", when spoken with an English accent, seems to be very attractive to women. Many hook-ups have been cemented through the utterance of "Cheers!". The fact that an accent coupled with a single word could invoke such a strong reaction, is awesome. Therefore, CGP (or Cheers Gets the Pussy) is used when describing something very cool.

Positive: "Dude! That headshot in CS was totally CGP."

Negative: "Uggh, that new Carrot Top movie was un-CGP in every way."

by cRIPticon April 26, 2005

Frosted Cheerios

Phrase relating to lactating nipples.

Dammmnnn bitch you betta cova up those frosted cheerios before you squirt my eye out.

by P-nut January 19, 2005

Cheeker Sneaker

A job that is completed without much effort, half assed, or poorly performed. Also known as the One Cheek Sneak.

I forgot about the paper so I had to write one really fast before class, a definite cheeker sneaker.

My performance during the speech was a cheeker sneaker: half the cheeks, but still double the butt meat.

by ShaketheMAster January 14, 2010

cheersheening

To be really popular and always be winning.

J: I just realised that between us, as of last night, we've slept with all the footballers at school! We are so cheersheening right now.
S: Well except that gross weirdo who told us about the beads in his dick - ewww.
M: Exactly - cheersheening!

by HairyPotter April 5, 2011

Cheerio

A Cum-Crusted Cornhole; Usually eaten at breakfast time.

"Please don't make me eat your bowl of Cheerios"

"Is your Cheerio Honey-Nut flavored?"

by Crust lover April 6, 2014