Crab clench

A vagina that won't let it go, no matter what. She'll hold on till she's pregnant.

Get me out of your crab clench, honey! We don't need a child yet!

by Spiker_snu March 28, 2016

crab shellin'

a state of mind while under the influence of the dankiest dank, where you feel as if you are running around in your body.

"Holy shit, I'm crab shellin' tough"

by balls in my throat January 16, 2009

Crabbing

Three guys engaging in gay sex, they do a train, first guy puts up crab hands. Queue Crab Rave.

Bread and Elliot wanna go crabbing at Belcarra. I hope they bring a speaker and enough lube

by Sanora Marshall February 20, 2021

Crab Shack Jobby

Sex position popular in the OC, Chorlton and Newcastle. Popularised by Caleb Nichol. Guaranteed Big O’s for all parties and crustaceans.

Dude, I gave her the night of her life! Crab shack jobby works every time.

by Rawhide Ry April 1, 2025

New York crab apple

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty

Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

Crab muffin

When a woman has a big bush and crabs

This bitch issa Crab Muffin

by Nqbbs July 10, 2020

Decatur Crabs

Decatur crabs is a slang-label to avoid a white female from Decatur Ohio who has slept with a black male.

“She’s got them Decatur crabs bro, steer clear.”

by BlunderBuck July 8, 2025