by Noxluc November 16, 2010
Mythical Part man, part-crab...possibly a man with crabs...scratches alot in private areas, obsessed with Chachi, acting like it's cracked-out, and makes a noise "geeee."
See also: James Smith (legend of the Man-Crab)
See also: James Smith (legend of the Man-Crab)
Man Crab: "Hey Sexy Dave...GEeeeeee." "I'm the best Wal-Mart unloader there ever was, boi!"
Dave: AHHHHHH! Man-Crab! Call Batman!
Dave: AHHHHHH! Man-Crab! Call Batman!
by nitz June 17, 2008
A mystical and powerful half man, half crab monster that roams the American Midwest, searching for its prey. Looks like a young man with a pair of crab claws and sounds an awful lot like Dr. Zoidberg of the TV series, Futurama.
by TotallynottheManCrab June 12, 2013
by Themethking September 25, 2018