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spank my butt and call me Nancy

to punctuate desperation in order to change a circumstance
Attending a tedious cocktail party from which Billy D finds himself pinned in a conversation from which there is no relief. Standing there, minute after minute, taking it all in and wanting nothing more that to be home in bed; he feels his stomach turn and tighten, cold and sweat outline him, he wants out; his Gucci suit minimizes. His scalp itches and hots up suffocating under the conversation and the people. Suddenly, a well-groomed accountant next to him barks out, "Current data from my data extrapolated to further the outcomes on the Harrington Report confirms a speculation that the market trend should ..." At that point, Billy D. has his Dickens’ moment; his steamed brain snaps. A growling hum exits his thorax inexplicably. The accountant eyes him -- a dik dik to an approaching lion. Billy D. holds the accountant’s eyes way too long in primeval contact. He raises his eyebrows up and down as the masturbator in Dostoyevsky’s famous novel . He wanted the floor; he wanted to express something real; now he had the floor and total control; they were fixated. Then he let go the phrase that would end his tenure at the conversation hell-school of life and liberate him from their hold now and forever. He gave it up, loud and proud in rainbow fashion, "Well, spank my butt and call me Nancy." And that was it. It was all over. Their grip on him came crashing down. What he was in others' eyes now permitted him to leave the group without question or guilt forever it would be different.
by Royal Wulff October 11, 2013
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booty call hours

From right before or after midnight through the predawn hours.
The booty call hours apply to every night. Especially after the club.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 18, 2006
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California Sober

To abstain oneself from all of the drugs. With obvious exceptions of copious amounts of marijuana(giggle bush) and psychedelics.
“Yo, you wanna do some blow and hit this party Trevor?”
“Nah, I’m California sober. Can you pass the bong my dude?”
“Sure broski, you gotta have a shot once we are at the club”

“Nah, I don’t drink bc it fucks with my trip.”
by Ukn0wwh0 May 3, 2019
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calixto

Real nigga, A Real Screw-Head. Someone you don't mess with. Even though he a tough nigga he still has a sensitive soft side. Calixto is an Aztec king name so respect and fear him. Most commonly known to do things thought to be impossible. Calixto is a high level class name. Made to do something big in music with the finest hoes. A real nigga with the hardest flow!
Example 1:

Megan - omg girl did you see that Calixto he cute!

Racheal - yeah but he a player.
Megan - idc he about it!

Example 2:

Austin wrote his death with when he messed with Calixto's girl!..
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Calisa

Calisa she's like the biggest nerd on the planet except..... She's crazy gorgeous and involves herself in so many activities its amazimg to see her joggle all said activities and still have time to come home and love her family and share love between her dearest friends and even boyfriend. She's all around the coolest person you'll meet and you wont regret the experience.
Person #1: Calisa's pretty cool isn't she?
Person #2: cool? dude she's amazing!
by THE BEAST0811 February 4, 2017
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calling in black

"Calling in Black" was a Freudian slip by a white male medical office worker, summarizing a phone call from

La'Shondra, who was calling in from Compton with a litany of symptoms (nausea, diarrhea. dizziness...) none of which has any visible signs. He hung up the phone, and announced to the mostly black staff, "LaShondra just called in Black" "Sick, Sick" He said immediately. "She called in Sick" Too late to un-ring the bell, he was spared a trip to HR, because the staff loved the phrase, and co-opted it into the office lexicon, and spread to other offices.
"Jamisa is calling in black on Monday, and making it a 3-day weekend."
by La'Shondra June 13, 2018
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well, shitter me green and call me nancy!

In any situation, this term is to be used as a general expression of confusion, happiness, anger, fury, etc.
Simone: I fucked your mom.
Riley: Well, shitter me green and call me nancy!
by Nancy G. May 15, 2010
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