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Pound cake 

A big, jiggly ass. a big butt is cake, but pound cake, is a big, Shapley, nice butt.
"I'm so embarrassed, I wore athletic leggings today, and people called me pound cake when I walked up the stairs"
Pound cake by educatedloserrrr November 1, 2016
You wouldn't be so fat if you'd quit jamming donuts into your cakehole.
cakehole by Joe August 14, 2003

mungie cake  

A mungie cake is a derogotory term that Canadians of European descent use to describe:

1. Canadians of mixed ethnic heritage who lack a single, pure ethnic identity

2. The first-generation born children of European-born parents who have completely assimilated or blended into the general cultural landscape of Canada.

Those unaware or so far removed from their European cultural and ethnic heritage are also referred to as a mungie or a caker for short.

The term is derived from the Italian word "manga" which denotes a "plain white sponge cake".
That guy is such an ignorant mungie cake.

That mungie cake wouldn't know good food if it hit him in the face.
mungie cake by Hajduk October 22, 2007

cakeblock 

(v) Similar to cock block, this refers to when someone denies you a confectionary treat. First originated in the web comic, Three Panel Soul.
L: Hey, cupcakes!
M: Don't eat those, I'm saving them.
L: Dude, you totally cakeblocked me. Not cool.
cakeblock by Kate Uda April 28, 2008

Cake Voice 

A thick voice that sounds like the speaker has recently eaten an entire cake and still has a chunk of it lodged in their throat.
I was watching The Waterboy the other day, and man does that Captain Insano have a real Cake Voice
Cake Voice by TheCadaver June 21, 2010

Cake Battered 

To successfully intoxicate oneself with alcohol to the point of paralysis. The resulting facial expression and body positioning can only be described as an individual being beaten 1,000 times with a 10lb pasty. Finding an individual upon this state is said to be priceless.
Sunday morning, couldn't ask for more than find myself completely cake battered upon the bathroom floor.
Cake Battered by AFake July 26, 2010