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Beach dick

A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.

A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!
by Chocolate bardonkey October 3, 2021
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Beach dick

A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.

A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!
by Chocolate bardonkey October 3, 2021
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beah

A beah is your bae who likes you back, this person regularly says bruh and there your bae, the formula is Bae + Bruh = My bae aka beah. This person has or had been a simp for you before and made a comeback as your bestie, when you guys thickened your friendship both of you fell in love. (which is so cute 😍) And when he or she says “hey” makes your year just like that. Send a ScreenShot of this to them to show how much you love your beah.
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Beachmere

It's Pretty Much Inala with sand,full of boomers whom think they live in Noosa but it's pretty Much Noosa from wish.
Hey Wanna Go Beachmere? Nah thinks I don't wanna get robbed.
by vh1234 November 17, 2021
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Beach ball buttcheeks

a girl who is thick but still has no ass.
"damn she got the beach ball buttcheeks."
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Beach

A male your female emo friend with relationship issues meets on the internet, never intend to meet in person but performs acts of affection towards.

To differentiate between Beaches, they must be named after beaches in your area, if there are none, expand until one is found.
"Hey guys I met this new guy I found" "Ahh shit, she met another beach. What beach is next to name this fucker"
by Small Left Dot June 6, 2023
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Beaching The Dinghy

When a man's penis comes out accidently during the middle of sex.
He was so small he kept beaching the dinghy.
by Natterbot June 28, 2023
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