burrito rule

if your burrito falls apart at any time during eating it you are obligated to use a fork to annihilate it.

Sarah: My stupid burrito just fell apart
Mark: Burrito rule, time to go HAM! Here's a fork.

by timebusters August 30, 2012

burrito sock

1 Slang for condom

2 someone who is bad/to overweight to windsurf

You might want to go down to the store and pick up a couple burrito socks

That dude over there is a total burrito sock

by Boom man July 8, 2016

Frictions Burritos

Having diarrhea farts while you are jogging or running......

Dan could not continue the triathlon.... He was stricken with a sudden case of Frictions Burritos......

by Mook Bug July 17, 2019

Loaded burrito

The process of five or more mexicans having an anal orgy while cramped in a vehicle fleeing across the United States border.

That loaded burrito in the back will make it hard to cross the border due to the noise.

by Poopybacon22 October 2, 2015

Victory Burrito

A burrito consumed after really good sex, typically eaten between the hours of 1 and 3 am

Dude I just ate a hella good Victory Burrito after fucking that bitch.

by catboi200 March 15, 2019

burrito brain

Receiving oral pleasure from a member of the latinx community.

"Bro I bagged this Mexican bitch and she gave maaaaad burrito brain."

by Grebboblio January 24, 2025

Thonksshobing burrito

A good spirit that watches out for people during Thanksgiving break

The thonksshobing burrito is so nice :>>>

by mlemingshobe November 23, 2019