half ryan

A 'Half Ryan' is the code name & subtle art of spending at least half of your work day without doing any work at all. A Half Ryan can be deployed while at your desk but it is encouraged that you engage in out of office activities. It is imperative that your coworkers have the opportunity to spot a Half Ryan in process while understanding the number of fucks you're currently giving while doing so.

"Dude, I said HALF RYAN. Trust me, you never go Full Ryan..."

by mambo-p October 3, 2017

half shot

Half shot is waking up after a long night of drinking, still drunk.

“I woke up this morning still half shot!”

by Ofbaby October 11, 2017

half sandwich

1 piece of bread with turkey meat, a sliver of cheddar cheese, 1 pickles and a dabble of mustard folded over

I could really use only a half sandwich

by Halfsandwichlover May 19, 2017

Half Ben

Basicly a 50 dollar bill. (half of a ben franklin 100)

yo you see this shit? that t shirt costs a half ben. Tf?

by De La Ris June 15, 2017

trap and a half

Unit of measurement used to measure distance; very far away

Man, I don't feel like driving to the lake today, it's a trap and a half to get there

by PterodactylRavager3000 July 5, 2017

half a crate

Half a crate is a covering term used for ordering half a kilo of cocaine basically.

Yo i need that half a crate
Yo g how much you gettin that half a crate fo?
Im goin through that half a crate money

by MyManGoinOnSikx July 3, 2017

bout half

1. n; bout half or about half of something.
2. n; to show you had a not so good day
3. n; used to rate something mediocre

1 Fill the Mountain Dew bout half
2 how was elder scrolls online? bout half

by Dylaniscrippled November 12, 2017