Rishi Rub

Rishi Rub is the act of checking your pockets for change after being bank raped by the Tories.

Have you done your Rishi Rub ready for the pub?

by KBlack92 May 3, 2024

Rubbed

An urban British slang term for something unattractive or of poor quality.

Friend 1: So what did you think of that girl last night?

Friend 2: I didn’t even like her like that shes rubbed.

by Gstarloc February 4, 2024

Alabama Thigh Rub

When your morbidly obese girlfriend walks a mile in the hot Alabama sun and comes home drenched in sweat, and later gets eaten out by her brother and 3 cousins.

“Damn Rufus yo sister is looking thick as fuck and mighty sweaty, looks delicious for your entire family.” “Dinner is served!”
“Ya I might have to give my sister an Alabama thigh rub”

by Young Joust December 17, 2021

Texas Dry Rub

When you start stroking your weiner with Tajin + Chili Pepper and Dry rub spices, normally going until you ejacualate on your peanits and mix the semen with the spices

It should be stinging violently after, this level 2 sex move is not for the weak.

Yo bro, it's been a long week I can't wait to do a Texas Dry Rub

by jelquer228573 March 13, 2025

Rub it out

To cancel a previous request. The phrase is often used in line work.

“Hey, toss me up a few staples…wait, rub it out, the apprentice found some.”

by fatpromdate August 17, 2021

Rub Smokies

Rubbing smokies is an act of endearment between two heterosexual male friends. Similar to an eskimo kiss but with their penises.

Dude, that was a thoughtful Xmas gift you got me. We should rub smokies later.

by Hmilltone December 21, 2023

Dick-Rubbed

When a Man wears someones clothes without underwear

Billy Dick-rubbed My Joggers Yesterday

by 60sgirl May 18, 2018