Teacher

A teacher is a pain in the ass that never goes away unlike your man…and that’s it.

My teacher caused me to have heart attack

by anonymous November 20, 2023

teacher brain

A teacher who’s to-do list is never ending so their memory is awful and they are constantly forgetting stuff

I totally forgot about that meeting! Ugh, teacher brain.

by teacher199998 November 29, 2023

teacher fucker

A person who fucks her teacher to get a better grade

Leann is such a teacher fucker

by RatmanINC. February 20, 2024

Teachercore

The teacher version of cottagecore, weirdcore, dreamcore, etc. Acting like a teacher, or giving teacher vibes.

Jessica- Don’t worry, I can help you understand that text your stupid boyfriend sent you
Alex- thanks you’re so teachercore right now

by Papadevito987 February 23, 2024

Teacher Attachment for people with mommy issues

Teacher attachment is the attachment of a person, mostly students, with mommy issues to a teacher that gives the attention, affection, and possibly love, that was not given to the person/student as a child by their own mother.

Mommy issues occur when a person’s mother neglected, abused, gaslighted, manipulated, didnt care, never gave affection, making her own child feel like the worst person in the world, and was just an absolute narcissist or a bitch that couldnt handle caring for her own child. Which resulted in a person developing mommy issues that can later affect this person’s future relationships, self confidence, self esteem, etc. Mommy issues can cause commitment issues, trust issues, insecurities, dependency, needy for validation, and being attached to near mother figures.

Teacher attachment is one of the most common things to occur when a person has mommy issues. This attachment to teachers, occurs when a person with mommy issues is met with a teacher who has a maternal instinct or feels like a motherly figure or even gives what this person was neglected of by their own mother, to the person with mommy issues, this can cause emotional attachment.

Most people with mommy issues that have teacher attachment feel safe, validated, and enough if their with their teacher their emotionally attached to. In simple words, a person with mommy issues feels safe if their with the teacher their attached too.

Teacher attachment for people with mommy issues isn’t exactly wrong. I have it too.

by Ultraviolence_dump May 13, 2024

Teacher Lunch

A quick, low-variety and often unhealthy meal that can be eaten while multitasking.
Typically snack foods, but can be virtually anything.

The poor man's Girl Dinner.

"I ran out of money so I could only afford to eat diapers and cheese. AKA Teacher Lunch." "The fuck you say cheese?"

Don't settle for Teacher Lunch, you deserve Girl Dinner.

by Bananaramaslamma May 28, 2024

Teacher's Pet

Probably one of the most self-centered egomaniacs you'll ever come across. They often flatter the teacher to gain favor, believe they must always achieve perfect scores on exams, essays etc. and tend to get others they don’t like into trouble. On top of that, they can't stand any criticism of the teacher, the school system, or even the assignments they’re given. If you so much as question anything, they’ll jump at the chance to lecture you, acting like you're somehow in the wrong for not agreeing with their perfect, unquestioning approach. And don’t even get them started on their grades, getting a 99% on a test is practically the end of the fucking world for them, as if anything less than perfect is a personal failure. And finally, they'll also remind the teacher about every homework assignment, sometimes even before it's due, just to make sure no one forgets and their precious record stays untarnished.

God I hate that fucking bitch so fucking much, I swear to god, if that teacher's pet reminds Mister Terrible one more time about the homework, I am going to kill her.

by Urban Infinity 2.0 November 23, 2024