Pin in my son

A very weird person that doesnt know proper grammer and is very short.

That pin in my son makes me want to commit arson

by Sparklemeywr November 11, 2020

National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day

Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.

Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.

Dad: What?

Son: I said I can kick you a**.

Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"

by Sixcircles November 16, 2024

Son-of-a-glitch

A less crass way of saying "son-of-a-bitch"

(Redstone Ned evades an anvil, blocks off a wall of arrows, shields himself from TNT which causes him to fall, breaks his aforementioned fall with a water bucket, and uses a torch to avoid being suffocated by gravel)

Redstone Ned: Oh, oh, oh, yeah! Is that all you can do? Is that all you got?
Unknown Player: (gets tired of Redstone Ned refusing to die so he types in "/kill RedStoneNed")
Redstone Ned: You son-of-a-glitch....
Unknown Player: (enters in the command, killing Redstone Ned)

by johnzilla1126 August 8, 2025

My Son

(Noun) A title applied to a stranger when people-watching, said to a fellow people-watcher without subject’s knowledge to indicate subject’s presence is a caricature of the moment that is endearing, comical, or otherwise entertaining.

“That guy with a 2 foot mustache and a monocle sitting on the ground at the bus stop and staring into a puddle- It’s my son!”

“That family next table over at this Waffle House - they’re ALL crosseyed. My sons!”

“Yo he looks like Santa Claus. My son!”

“Look over there, it’s my son!’

by Misghelli September 19, 2023

sexy son

A very attractive man, in particular, one whose physical traits indicate a high biological fitness.

(From R. A. Fisher's sexy son hypothesis.)

"You should come to the party tonight, I heard there'll be a lot of sexy sons there."

"Damn, you are the sexiest son I've ever laid my eyes on."

by ASexySon June 4, 2022

Son

1. Male offspring
2. A young male one cares about like a younger friend

3. Male on a lower position

1. My son is my world
2. Son can you pick up your aunt
3. I Take care of my sons and daughters

by 459395 March 18, 2023

son of anwar

He is a British man, gay and pedophile. He is the worst teacher in the world he dont know how to teach math.

“Have you heard about that ugly math teacher?. Yes his name is mohammed (son of anwar).”

by Salman khamis April 15, 2019