Selfie

A photo taken of yourself to be posted to social media, which is not all that different from masturbating if makes you feel satisfied with yourself.

My homework was too boring, so I took a selfie of me taking a selfie and posted it to tumblr and Facialbook so others could too, because I'm not self-ish.

by Hushpuppie November 1, 2013

Self-promotion

Self-promotion isn't a recommendation because if you have to say it, it's more than likely not true.

Jerry - "I'm not here to brag but I have won over 30 business awards, been the manager of 3 companies and I'm only 23"

Paul - "Hey now, Self-promotion isn't a recommendation"

by TheSwineFlu August 18, 2011

self-sexual

One who is attracted to their self.
One who engages in mirror sex

Damn, Amy is so self-sexual, she always flirts with herself in the mirror.

by Honora July 7, 2006

Mindless Self Indulgence

1) The definition of Television.

2) A kick ass band.

1) "Yo, Im gonna go watch some t.v." "That shits mindless self indulgence, dawg."

2) "Hey! Who wants to go to the MSI concert with me in two months?!?!"

by Emily, Yeah? March 28, 2008

SelFish

The photograph you take on your cell phone of yourself and the Catch of the Day.

Bob posted a SelFish of a walleye he caught on the Columbia today.

by WrightKross May 29, 2014

self-serving

n. The act of masturbation.

Tom: So what happened to you last night?

Bill: Well, I couldn't get any action last night so i had to end up self-serving myself.

by CerberusC24 August 27, 2007

self sodomy

when you fart with such a high pressure that it causes a pain in your asshole

Self sodomy- "Dude don't eat too much of beans; you'll get self sodomized"

by spunkTanker November 12, 2010