sausage harem

Opposite of a box party. A woman who holds court over a group of men.

Nancy was surrounded by her sausage harem.

by J-niner October 2, 2019

sad sausage

an abandoned poo - a fecal figure left all alone

There is a sad sausage on my lawn from your dog last week.

by Whistlin' Willy November 20, 2020

Sausage Vulture

A sausage vulture is a hideous creature known for hoarding and devouring Mexican sausage. They are easily tricked and often can be found lurking around swamp regions building nests from sticks. A sausage vulture often attempts to prey upon superior creatures, for example it's arch enemy the bacon hawk, generally finding failure and shame in such endeavors.

The sausage vulture and the bacon hawk are at it again, boy that bacon hawk is sure laying a beating on the sausage vulture.

by SayNoToSausageVulture May 5, 2014

Sausage-Ste

It is commonly known and perfectly acceptable to place the nickname Sausage in front of anybody called Ste, Stephen or Steve.

saw-sij or, esp. British, sos-ij
Hey Sausage-Ste make me a brew, good man.
Sausage perfectly good nickname for anybody with the name Steve.

by kevkevk1 February 21, 2020

Crusty Sausage

When a male masturbates and ejaculates and intentionally allows the semen drip down the penis and does not make an attempt to clean up. Resulting in a dry shriveled semen-flaked penis.

Jake: Bro I was jerking off last night. Ejaculated and created the most disgusting Crusty Sausage.
Donovan: That's pretty gross dude.
Jake: Whatever.

by EnigmaActivate February 15, 2017

Sausage Thief

Someone who steals guys from another girl

A Dong Killstealer

I was dancing with that guy, but when he started creeping me out I left, and then my friend swept in while I was going to the bathroom!

What a Sausage Thief!

by ThisPostWasNotMadeByNico November 3, 2010

Dropping the Sausage

Sudden loss of a woody , whereby the penis ‘falls out’ unexpectedly usually resulting in intense feelings of disappointment and frustration for both parties. Predominantly occurring in ‘beer goggle ’ driven sexual encounters with a hot and ready phantom hoe.

Undoubtedly leading to a positively spun bed time story shared with friends.

Example: "Vincent ended up dropping the sausage upon realising that the gorgeous blonde he thought he’d pulled earlier in the night was in fact a brown bag special ”.

by glittergirlgill February 21, 2011