Dirty Rick

You molest your grandson.

Old Don gave Tyler the Dirty Rick for years before his daughter, Samantha, caught him sticking Wether's Originals in his pooper.

by Dirty Calk February 22, 2019

Rick

A fat obese short 4 eyed Asian chink who needs to go back 2 hong fucking kong. He's a 2 faced lying slimey Snake who STEALS. THEEEEIIIFF!! no girl wants to look through a microscope to see your tiny dick that's as big as your fingernail that you stick up your hairy smelly fat ass. Gets mad and jelous when you hang out with other guys well duh I wanna hang out with guys who are hot and fun and have big dicks and r not boring and lame. Ricks personality is the same As a wall. Except I'd rather talk to the wall. Rick also has a depressing, sad emo negative presence.. like you just feel sorry for them that they are so pathetic looking and sad& feel greatful you don't live in their bodies. Then you start to feel happy that you are so cute And don't have that problem. Ricks are creepy stalkers who will follow you and watch you. they are worthless scumbags Their BAD EVIL PEOPLE! Evil in their hearts and EVIL in their minds and evil in their souls! Karma always in their life. Their life's are full of shit and no one wants to be around them no girls like them no one wants To be their friend. Their life is boring and sad Kids think they are creepy family hates them cause their embarrassed they are related to them. Step on a scale homeboy maybe you'll stop crying. For sure pays hookers 4 sex Spends their time at home jerking off. He's a sad miserable little bitch who needs to get jumped. Faggot

me- hey look rick stole all my shit what a THEIF

Friend- that's ok you'll just get all new shit and be happy and everyone loves you and no one loves him

Me- oh ya! DUHHHHHH

by Heartlesswhore February 20, 2019

Rick Astley

You may think that Rick Astley is someone that will never....
Give you up
Let you down
Run around
Desert you
Make you cry
Say Goodbye
Tell a lie
Hurt you

But really, this is what he is:

-real name is Giovanni
-ox molester

-someone who despises irish men
-someone who shits on himself
-someone who loves piss
-someone who thinks Nazis are foolish
- someone who is Christian
- someone who is a douchebag
-fat oxes give him a good time
-someone who thinks that black people need a whole bottle of soap
-someone who likes to fuck with pee
-someone who wouldn't search for you if you got lost
-someone who thinks people watching porn are bastards
-someone who calls other people's dancing foolish
-someone who has a job as a console seller because he boxes a nintendo wii
-someone who thinks Woody from Toy Story is a nerd
-someone who is confused with his sexuality
-someone who thinks we look like a pig
-someone who will never fuck Luigi
-someone who makes people eat his snot
-someone who molests his penis too
-someone who is a penis
-someone who is naked inside a hole
-someone who wears makeup and puts it on people

But We still love him, because not everyone knows this stuff

Rick Astley molests oxes and his penis.

by I eat swag for breakfast November 21, 2016

rickshaw

sex position where the man is laying down behind the female with his legs wrapped around her

"Lets try the rickshaw today instead of the bionic seahorse"

by JimmyEatWorld December 9, 2008

rick jones

When you tape yourself jackin off and then eat you cum

You pulled a rick jones didn't you?

by keystone bandit June 6, 2010

rick rolled

WHEN SOMEBODY CLICKS ON MEME BAIT

RICK ROLLED 88888 TIMES AGIAN

by Sus baka ofical May 7, 2017

i'm glad rick james is dead bitch

that fucker was a severe fuckup asshole drug addict rapist motherfucker

he was also a no talent motherfucker and a one hit wonder "SUPERFREAK" which MC Hamster ripped off and coincidentally was his only hit song too.

plus i'm sick of hearing that stupid fucking line

by Dave Chapelleain't that fuckin funny bitch! August 14, 2004