queefing

When a dude who's a real pussy whines about not being included in shit. It's the sound of lips flapping around due to complaints and tears.

Friend #1: I'm never invited to depot events queef, queef, queef.

Friend #2: Quit queefing you camel bitch.

by Cricket Choadster January 30, 2009

QUEEF

A fart out of the pussy

After i ate owt colleen, she let owt a huge queef

by eazyd November 29, 2003

Queef

air that is released out of the vigina after the penis has hibernated and then spring came. ofter followed by an expression of what the F ??

Emma: poof!
Bob:What the F??

by Ali February 20, 2003

queefberry

A combination of a queef and a dingleberry

Mark: You're dumb!
Mike: Shut up you queefberry!

by Jermaine Allen January 23, 2009

super queef

a queef so powerful it can spawn life

on the 6th day, God super queefed humanity into existence

by tanner atwater October 4, 2007

queef attack

A highly explosive, sudden expulsion of warm air from the vagina or vaginal region. A common abbreviation; 'Q&A'

Example 1:
Becky "Wtf? why did your dress just fly up?"

Karen "What? I don't know what you're talking about"

Becky "You just had a queef attack!"


Example 2:
Christian "Excuse me ladies, are you studying for your MCATs?"

Ladies "Yeah, why?"

Christian "So you know a lot about attacks, right?"

Ladies "What kind of attacks? Like heart attacks...?"

Christian "Have you ever heard of a queef attack?"

Ladies "We knew you were in high school!"

by Christian Huffer January 16, 2009

Queef

the funniest thing in the universe

ahahahahah she pussy farted at me

by chatham October 5, 2003