Pocketsean

A person who proves himself so useful in the quick rendering of "informasean", "definiseans", "direcseans", and mathematical "calculaseans" that people wish they could carry around a pocket-sized version of him for day-to-day use.

-"Hey Pocketsean, how long till graduasean?"

-"Well, we're in New York at GMT-4 because of Daylight Savings, and it's March 16 13:38 military time, and we'll be graduating in Texas at GMT-5 at 19:00 on May 16, so that puts us 61 days, 6 hours and 21+ minutes out from the ceremony."

by Fetalboy March 16, 2009

Pocket Pits

Very small pit bulls and bully pitbulls. Usually around 14 inches and 35 pounds.

Catdick Kennels originated the pocket pits.

by Catdick of North Highlands April 25, 2010

Pocket Full of Pussy

A car full of hot girls.

Man did you see that pocket full of pussy? lets chase'em down and holla ata them

by Chappy87 October 22, 2010

Pocky Pop

When a box of pocky is exposed to cold, or melts and becomes room temperature again, the sticks of Pocky often get stuck together, forming one massive hunk of Pocky, called a Pocky Pop

aw man, my room got really cold, and now all my Pocky has been turned into Pocky Pops.

by Frag_waffle December 6, 2010

pockets on gas light

The terminology used when a nigga is going broke. When the nigga reaches empty he has no choice but to head home until his tank is refilled.

That nigga should haven't been ballin out at all dem clubs last night, now his pockets on gas light and he doesn't even have a quarter tank left to get home.

by ogdajuiceman January 15, 2011

Pocket Meep

Your inner self and your imagination. Litterally a little fluffy ball of fur that is whatever color you want. Males have an "antenna" females do not. Only says meep.

The pocket meep poked it's head up over the side of her bag and greeted everyone with a very loud "MEEP!"

by TheOriginalPocketMeep July 25, 2012

Pocket Rocks

Rocks that are placed into someone's pants pocket so the ensuing result is sure drowning

Joe: "That Billy guy is a real douche bag"
Michael: "You should give him pocket rocks and push him into a pool"
Joe: "Great idea, then he would drown!"

by SauceOverloads August 9, 2012