Pull Root

(Verb) To jerk off, to masturbate, to wank, to spank the monkey.

I sat down to write my Aunt Edna an email, but then I ended up pulling root to photos of my ex-girlfriend.

I wish I was a turnip farmer, so I could pull root all day.

by tincan77 October 25, 2011

pull a hammy

v. To strain your hamstring muscle.

I was running 400s in the cold when sure enough, on the fifth lap I pull a hammy.

by torngc June 12, 2020

Pulling a Wetzel

Leaving 10 minutes early for lunch to beat the crowd

We’re pulling a Wetzel at lunch today

by Pulling a Wetzel October 30, 2018

Pulling a Duke

Being kind in the name of the Lord.

I am "Pulling a Duke" by taking her home.

by ktbird23 July 15, 2017

Pulling an ashli

Telling someone to not do something, then doing it yourself like a little cunt basket

girl: "don't drink alcohol, it's not good for you"
guy: "alright, fine"

girl : *drinks alcohol, thus begins to act retarded and fucked up*
guy: "are you drunk?"
girl: "yes"
guy: "damn, you really be pulling an ashli"

by c1lk June 29, 2019

pulling a baca

In reference to the Paris Hilton court case, in which sheriff Lee Baca had befriended her grandfather and had accepted $1,000 from him a year earlier, thus explaining his kind behavior towards her jail sentence.

In ordinary terms: when someone befriends you because you offer them money. (Sort of like a hooker.)

You were never my friend, you were just pulling a baca on my ass!

by Christopher Gallo June 09, 2007

Pull a Letterman

Banging as many co-workers as one possibly can and not paying 2 million bucks to cover it up. Comes from the October, 2009 David Letterman's scandal.

Jack: hey what do you think of the new interns?
Jim: I wouldn't be surprised if the boss Pulled a Letterman on them.

When I managed that Walmart a few years back, I totally Pulled a Letterman.

The first thing I will do when I get that job is to Pull a Letterman.

by DoriMoose October 09, 2009