smurf pump

when you masterbate so hard that your penis turns blue

"Oi, Gary. After you left yesterday I had a quick smurf pump before the parents came home"

by simon klucinskis November 6, 2009

the pull out

cheapest form of contraception known to man.

No condoms? No pills? Better be quick with the pull out!

by lookoutsideurwindowthatsme December 30, 2010

Nacho Puncher

An old boxer who is past his prime who refuses to retire no matter how many times he gets his ass kicked. Aka Rocky

I went to the fight last night and saw a Nacho Puncher. It got ugly.

by bearsnake September 11, 2013

toilet pudding

Egregious diarrhea.

Don't eat at that taco truck, Jorge. You'll be up all night making toilet pudding.

by Dukeoferrl July 30, 2016

sick pump

when you work out and the blood goes to your biceps.

Some douchebag: Woooow bro, check out ma sick pump. Look how big these babies are.
Kisses both biceps*

by Sashi69 November 20, 2018

Hermit Purple

Some weird vines that come out of an old guy's arm

Mr Joestar! Use your Hermit Purple!

by grease_of_sandwich September 8, 2020

Drug Pug

A malnourished munchkin faced addict whose eyes pop out when they get intoxicated.

Hey dude come check out this drug pug stand up comic.
Oh that's just Rodney Dangerfield

by Ranchgirls December 15, 2020