procrastimatstabation

Where your so tierd you keep putting of masturbating, and when you finally get to it you pass out in the middle of it.

I'm so tierd, i wanna masturbate....*sleep*, DAMN I ONCE AGAIN procrastimatstabation

by Ryan Da. September 25, 2006

procrasturbation

the act of procrastinating by watching porn.

Many young men find it difficult to complete homework assignments due to procrasturbation.

by darqcyde December 23, 2008

procastimaster

A specialist or master at putting off for tomorrow what can be done today!!!

This guy keeps telling me "I'll do it tomorrow." What a "procastimaster"

by Chris Trask May 1, 2007

procraterbation

The act of procrastination by masturbating and not getting anything done.

I didn't feel like doing my work so I procrasterbated and my teacher got mad when she found out. Looks like procrasterbation didn't work. "procraterbation"

by jdawg555 March 22, 2011

procrasturbate

To delay a task, simply for the pleasure of delaying.
Particularly applicable to getting out of bed in the morning.

Q: "Why have you only just got up? Your alarm went off an hour ago!"
A: "Oh, I've been in bed procrasturbating. I always procrasturbate first thing in the morning."

by Heinous April 28, 2006

Procrastibating

To put a hold on whatever your going to do by masturbating

I really really need to clean my room but i cant stop "Procrastibating"

by jayanator May 10, 2011

Procrastinastian

a religion that is based on the principle of procrastinating.

Say you believe in procrastinating as much as possible with school work. You could be considered a Procrastinastian.

by Pimpin' D November 2, 2004