time tearer orgasm

when you're having sex with the hottest woman alive and the resulting orgasm causes a rift in time. this is usually caused by the missionary position and lsd accompanied with massive amounts of viagra and soda or 5 hour energy. you get the feeling that you're going to "release" and the resultant explosion stops time

James: (through monitor) i just had sex with Natalie Portman but i unfortunately triggered the time tearer orgasm.

jack: where are you now?

James: in the earths core.

by I h8 nes July 6, 2012

Music Orgasm

Achieving orgasm (or, at the very least, 'eargasm') while listening to music that is not led zeppelin (unless you are Robert Plant). One only needs to listen to MCR's .... xmas gig to know what arma talken bout!

See:
Patrick Stump
Gerard Way
...Think Dirty Thoughts...
I have now achieved Music Orgasm.

by N-to-the-atalie February 28, 2007

silent orgasm

An orgasm that is usually over the phone wherein one or both of the people on the phone orgasm without making any noise, usually because they are unconfortable with moaning or they think their partner is. You may experience this while participating in CPS, if not, you're a loser.

Joe: Dude, I was on the phone with Leann and she had a silent orgasm!
John: Really? How could you tell?
Joe: Well we were having CPS.
John: What is CPS?
Joe: You dipshit, look it up online.
John: Oo! Urban Dictionary dot com!
Joe: Yeah!

by carbonhazard August 5, 2005

Orgasm

What you mom had last night.

Me:Lets go do it.
Your mom: Nah you just made me have an orgasm

by Mom slayer. May 20, 2010

orgasmicness

owen.

owen is filled with orgasmicness.

by kayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy April 4, 2009

Orgasm

Sex's way of saying thank you

Hey drake, makes sure she orgasms you tonight

by Garrett wrightt March 16, 2017

Orgasm

An orgasm is a climax point of sex and can occur during sexual arousal. Women can have orgasms by clitoral stimulation and/or arousal.

One night, Amy was in bed checking her texts, when the hot chick she met at the coffee shop messaged her saying, "Hey, I was thinking maybe we could get together? My house, tonight?" Amy dropped everything and immediately responded, "Sure! Can't wait!!" A few hours later, she arrived at his house. He let her inside, and they walked upstairs to his room. They looked at each other, knowing what they had to do. They climbed onto his bed. He took off his shirt, his pants, and then finally his boxers. Amy touched his abs, smiling. She took her clothes too and laid down on her back, her legs spread apart. Her friend leaned over her, and shoved his cock into her vagina, all the while rubbing her clit in a circular motion. He started to move his cock in and out, faster and faster. Amy threw her back as her toes curled. She finally screamed!! She had an orgasm.

by Agent Lycia April 5, 2019