muddy cupcake

Putting a piece of bread on the glass table as the recipient awaits the splatter from a night of Indian food

Bob Crane awaited his muddy cupcake

by Interloper81 May 30, 2018

Muddies

A group of organisationally affiliated individuals who amalgamate to drink their lives away to suppress the guilt knowing that they leverage one high achievers study to allow them to pass their exams.

Hey Vinny, I heard Jeavs as spiritual representative of the Muddies put the Corps on the dry! Get it up ya, Darbo!

by Spanner’s Soggy Sayos September 14, 2018

muddyboat

Motorboating a pair of tits after taking a dump on her chest.

After I gave her a Cleveland steamer, I followed it up with a Muddyboat

by Gargoyle30 October 16, 2018

Muddy Mole

A dick that's just been inside of a butt without a condom and hasn't been washed yet.

Guy one: "Dude, did she go ass-to-mouth?"
Guy two: "Yeah man."
Guy one: "Oh gross, I can't believe she'd just put a Muddy Mole in her mouth like that."

by FFDN/AO3/DA Allen Pierce December 16, 2018

muddy buddies

a couple who likes to get down and dirty in the mud or who lick powdered sugar pit of each other’s belly buttons.

Girl: Yo wanna be muddy buddies?
Boy: Helllll yeah I do cover me in chocolate and call daddy.

by splashy daddy January 14, 2019

muddlehammer

A Muddlehammer is a PERFECT person. This name is used as a nickname. This person is so perfect, that if your name is Dawson ( search it up on Urban Dictionary ) , you are more perfect than anyone with the name Dawson. If your nickname is Muddlehammer, you also attract girls LIKE A MAGNET.

Muddlehammer ( using the nickname ) gets all the girls.

by LimpingBooty March 4, 2019

muddogen

To slam some girl in the punaney so hard that she shits her self

Me and my girl went muddogen last night .

by David Blacken April 2, 2019