Cokie Monster

Person who snorts all availble blow in one night.

Yesterday I asked Perry Henke where my blow was. He said "I snorted it all". I said "Perry, you fucking cokie monster.

by Roxy April 26, 2003

Purple Monster

1. A category of vibrators that are particularly large and threatening. They can be identified by the warning colors that they have evolved over time, usually ones that are not normally found in nature.
2. A threat used to strike fear in the hearts and colons of straight men.

1. The noise from my roommate's Purple Monster kept me awake all night, and she lives on the other side of the house!
2. If you keep pissing me off, I'll use the Purple Monster on you!

by chavi December 28, 2005

Monster Energy

The drink of Kyles...

Kyle1: U ready to shred some gnarly waves bro?
Kyle2: Hell yeah my dude, just let me down my monster energy drink.

by Wiener Drizzling August 5, 2019

Sexy Hoe Monster

A nice ass compliment fo yo fly ass bitch.

Wow bitch you is a Sexy Hoe Monster.

by Luner Beef February 17, 2008

Menstrual Cycle

The coolest Motorbike name ever

Brendans Menstrual Cycle is fucking awesome!!
but its leaking!!

by Nickcoolness :) October 5, 2008

Vagina Monster

A woman, usually loose in the old 'wizard's sleeve', who is a complete home-wrecker and whore. A Vagina Monster may lie about being pregnant, engage in fake depression when they aren't getting enough attention, and in general will lie cheat and steal to get what they want. When their plans invariably go wrong, they will blame everyone else.

-"Hey did you hear about her pregnancy? Apparently he fell for it a second time!"
-"That bitch is just the epitome of Vagina Monsters."

by PolaroidBear September 30, 2010

manstincts

The inner sense of right and wrong for the human post-adolescent male; the adult human male and/or masculine equivalent of woman's intuition (in the singular form) and women's intuition (in the plural form); masculine conscience and/or psyche.

Since he is immature, his manstincts are not (yet) fully-developed. Every new father needs to learn to trust his manstincts (in the same way a new mother needs to trust her woman's intuition). My manstincts went haywire when I heard that lame suggestion.

by canuck4Jesus February 24, 2010