Your mothers baby daddy and uses your sister as a side piece. With a dick the size of the empire state building he has fucked 10 times as many females as you. He also has hella hoes all over him
by Ekud33 January 17, 2020
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1. Jonas is the Lord thy God
2. Thou shalt have no other gods before Jonas
3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any proper english
4. Thou shalt not take the name of Lord thy God in vein
5. Remember the jonad channel, to keep it holy
6. Dishonour thy syntax and thy punctuation
7. Thou shal only speak in broken english
8. Thou shal speak as if drunk
9. Thou shalt make any sense
10. Thou shal reply with any caps lock message as "whoops big letters on"
11. Thou shal refer to any case of Fourth Wall Breaking as "Meta Time"
12. Thou shal replace the word "There" with thy preferred "dere"
13. Thou shalt not use the phrase "huh" but instead use the phrase "guj"
1. Jonas is the Lord thy God
2. Thou shalt have no other gods before Jonas
3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any proper english
4. Thou shalt not take the name of Lord thy God in vein
5. Remember the jonad channel, to keep it holy
6. Dishonour thy syntax and thy punctuation
7. Thou shal only speak in broken english
8. Thou shal speak as if drunk
9. Thou shalt make any sense
10. Thou shal reply with any caps lock message as "whoops big letters on"
11. Thou shal refer to any case of Fourth Wall Breaking as "Meta Time"
12. Thou shal replace the word "There" with thy preferred "dere"
13. Thou shalt not use the phrase "huh" but instead use the phrase "guj"
I don't speak English, I speak Jonad.
by grg123456 June 28, 2022
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I was on a winning streak until Jonah showed up!!
Any luck with the girls tonight? Was doing ok until Jonah showed up!!
Any luck with the girls tonight? Was doing ok until Jonah showed up!!
by Sambiase November 1, 2022
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She is stunning, funny and really good in bed. She is great to be around and has a good vibe to her. She is very hyper and can be a crazy person at times but she can control it well. She is not bothered about anything and normally tries her hardest. I you have a Kcasta in your life, you should keep hold of her and get as many kisses in as you can!!! She is so amazing and really intelligent. DON'T LET HER GET AWAY!!!!!!!
She is stunning, funny and really good in bed. She is great to be around and has a good vibe to her. She is very hyper and can be a crazy person at times but she can control it well. She is not bothered about anything and normally tries her hardest. I you have a Kcasta in your life, you should keep hold of her and get as many kisses in as you can!!! She is so amazing and really intelligent. DON'T LET HER GET AWAY!!!!!!!
I love Jocasta!
Yeah, she's so funny and cute!
Guess what? I hugged Jocasta yesterday!
LUCKY YOU!!!! :)
Jocasta is amazing!
Yeah, she's so funny and cute!
Guess what? I hugged Jocasta yesterday!
LUCKY YOU!!!! :)
Jocasta is amazing!
by HappyUnicorn June 19, 2014
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1. Stoned off of the Jonas Brothers.
2. Addicted to the Jo' Bros.
3. OJD'ed over the limit.
1. Stoned off of the Jonas Brothers.
2. Addicted to the Jo' Bros.
3. OJD'ed over the limit.
I'm Jonastoned.
by kathy[: October 11, 2008
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