Definitions by Ekud33

Jonah 

Your mothers baby daddy and uses your sister as a side piece. With a dick the size of the empire state building he has fucked 10 times as many females as you. He also has hella hoes all over him

"Dude, a Jonah just came into my life"
"Yeah your life sucks"

Jonah by Ekud33 January 17, 2020