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Knock joints

So when we going to knock joints ?
by smog catcher October 28, 2009
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jailhouse joint

a really thin marijuana cigarette sometimes cut with tobacco. if an inmate smuggles some pot in the jail, he/she rolls it into a jailhouse joint and everyone who wants to smoke it with the inmate has sex with each other (including the owner of the joint). The ones in prisons can be huge, but in the county jail they're thin, hence the name. On the Outside, sex isn't necessary to smoke one.
dude: this aint no nick bag! I got ripped off! It's only half a nick!

buddy: at least you can roll a jailhouse joint outta it.
by Medicine Elder Laffing Owl March 20, 2010
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Critter Jinx

When you try to shoot a critter in Buck Hunter and a doe crosses your path causing you to shoot the doe and forfeit your turn.
I can't get a perfect site in Buck Hunter because I have critter jinx.
by doctorSq1 January 2, 2011
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mental jinx

When someone is thinking the same thing as you, and you jinx them for it. Regular jinxing rules apply in that the person must remain silent until you say their name.
Person 1: "That was the worst movie ever!"

Person 2: "Mental Jinx!"
by foxieroxie February 20, 2011
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Geometric Joint

A joint rolled with detailed and synergistic reliance on fractal geometry and LaGrange multipliers. Also known as "fractal joint."

One end of the joint is (theoretically) infinitely large and the other end (theoretically) achieves nothingness through complex geometrical scaling equations that are too long for me to go into right now.
Volume of marijuana vis a vis length should probably not exceed 7 m/s^2, but whatever, you know, play it by ear. Must have at least one corner.
Hells ya yo i just talked to miles he's planning a fuckin geometric joint its gonna be legit as balls
by TaquitoIsATerribleName May 9, 2011
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Practical Jinx

When you practically jinx someone. When your jinx is so close to the same.
Michael - "I really want a taco."
Paige - "I'd enjoy a taco...PRACTICAL JINX."
by OD Definer August 5, 2011
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Bed Jinx

A bed jinx takes place when two people are in bed simultaneously and tell each other. Similar to calling a jinx when two people speak the same word.

Bed jinxes, are different from a traditional jinx, in the reward you receive. Instead of receiving a "coke", you can receive an array of rewards, ranging from a good old fashion cuddling, to a full blown hat on the door knob. Its a very powerful jinx.
Brittney - Hey, whats up?

Tom - Just laying in bed trying to watch some tv.

Brittney - Haha me too!

Tom - I'm calling bed jinx on that one!

Brittney - What do I owe you?

Tom - ;)
by Albert fitzgerald September 28, 2011
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