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by Save jeff June 17, 2016

Jersey-Jefferson

One who has an unexplainable, great level of charisma, but has zero skills and compentency; completely lacking in understanding of technology; a northeastern metropolitan snob (embodies all characteristics of a "metrosexual"); one who has an unnatural obsession with their curly hair slightly below the ears, occasionally drawn into a small 1" pony tail.

Luis is such a Jersey-Jefferson. He's all talk, no brains.

by Aduba Pokimondabi January 3, 2009

fat fag jeff

Kid named Jeff G and he has a small dick

Wow that’s really small he must be a fat fag jeff

by Hsbeheherbeb November 20, 2017

Jeff Magnum

The songwriter and singer of the indie band Neutral Milk Hotel. He is renowned for his very poetic and original lyrics. He is however, a pedophile and a necrophiliac, as about half of his songs express his desire to have sexual relations with Anne Frank.

Jeff Magnum: I like little girls.

by Magikarp. October 15, 2009

jeef

Derivative of the Hebrew slang term Jeefah, meaning literally something gross and disgusting. Has been expanded to include figuratively as well as literally gross or disgusting or even distasteful.

1) Ugh, I've been hiking in the mountains through all these heat and humidity I feel so jeef right now.

2) Ew, did you see that dude pick his nose on the subway, JEEF!

3) I can't believe he cheated on his girlfriend, that is just so jeef!

4) What's that jeef that looks all slimey on the street?

by shayaknyc August 1, 2008

jeff

Refering to or pertaining to "Jeff", whose very name is a vulgarity in the real sense of the word.

Go jeff yourself.
Jeff off.
You're such a jeffer.
You guys are a bunch of jeffers.
I can't jeffing believe this!

by Crash D July 16, 2008

Jeff

A man with the sucking power of a vaccum cleaner. He who can suck 6 Muller yogurts through a 2mm pipe in less than 15minutes!!!

"That Jeff loves his sambuka, vodka and Mullers"
"look at him suck"
"yeah thats the forth one he has sucked down"
"Amazeballs"

by anass udluvabitof November 27, 2012