Daniel Jackson

The Hottest SG-1 member on Stargate SG-1!!! He has blue eyes, brown hair, and dorky glasses. He's the sexiest nerd on TV and in the world. His Pouty lips will make you quiver and by the end of the day you'll be begging for him to take you home through the gate and hold you in those muscley arms.

I love you Dr. Danny and you're welcome to teach me a thing or two!

by DannysBitch August 9, 2005

michael jackson bad

Anything that is intended to be good but is defined as "bad".

"...she Michael Jackson bad, I'm attracted to her, and her attractive ass."
-Lil Wayne

by yungbuck January 4, 2016

Jason "Jigzagula" Henriques

Sean Paul’s younger brother!

Jason "Jigzagula" Henriques, is known as the Jamaican, “Jay - Z”!

He is originated in the “Coppershot sounds”!

Jason is also a back up vocalic for Sean Paul in concerts!

He is featured in the “De dance” for Sean Paul’s forth video, “Like glue” taken from the VP Records // ATLANTIC release, “DUTTY ROCK”!

by Rizwaan October 21, 2004

Tickle My Jackson

The art of tickling ones jackson, aka shlong,dong,wenis,penis,sword of justice.

Hey besh, why dont you come over here and tickle my jackson.

by Squirrel Masta April 12, 2004

Samuel L Jackson Rule

A rule that applies to the game Scrabble. When someone can put together the name/word Samuel L Jackson in Scrabble, that board and all the pieces to the game are burned in honor of Samuel L Jackson.

Omg! He spelled Samuel L Jackson.We must follow the Samuel L Jackson Rule and start a fire.

by betterwordmaster December 26, 2007

Jason Bourne'd

To claim to have no memory of something by placing the blame on a government organization, rather than one's own forgetfulness.

Anniversaries:

Spouse: "Did you not remember that today is our anniversary?"
You: "Sorry, significant other, but I Jason Bourne'd all about it"

Grocery Shopping:

Spouse: "Did you forget the milk, again?"
You: "Whoops. My bad, love of my life, but I Jason Bourne'd as I walked past the dairy aisle."

Destroying the Evidence:

Spouse: "Did you get rid of the body like I told you to?"
You: "Damn. I'll admit, ball and chain, that I'm a highly-trained assassin that works for a shadowy government organization that I can recall almost nothing about... i.e. I Jason Bourne'd the corpse."

by Rondo's Ghetto Wookiee December 2, 2010

Cochese Jackson

close minded asshole who doesn't know shit about france and still talks mad shit about it.

Get out more and maybe you'll see that you don't know what the hell you're talking about!

by SHUTTHEHELLUP August 2, 2003