When kids sit on there computers all day playing world of warcraft for 23 hours a day and talk down to anyone who isn't hip with internet lingo and their fags
by xXSUPERJIMXx August 31, 2013
1. a newcomer to an internet activity; a newbie
2. weak or inexperienced in any internet or cyber-community
2. weak or inexperienced in any internet or cyber-community
by timlight January 27, 2010
Describes the type of language you use on the internet, though it's a rarely used term because it doesn't sound right.
by Matthigast September 26, 2014
Your typical age-biased, computer bound, unsanitary slob with foreign interests/obsessions of an otherwise normal person (troll faces, the hobbit, anime, portal 2, etc). Typically book-smart but never street smart, usually can't catch a joke unless it is related to weird internet memes that would send most people up a tree.
The internet people epidemic is believed to have first originated from the creation of the "troll face" in 2011 and has since grown to define an entire culture of people, thus calling for an official definition. It is predicted that by 2050 as technology becomes more popular, that most teens in the USA will be internet people, thus making for a major decline in athleticism and attractive traits amongst US citizens.
SIDE NOTE: these people do not know they are being weird and therefore cannot help it, as the epidemic was molded into them via the internet. Trying to douse them at school will only encourage them to be weirder in hopes you will catch their drift.
The internet people epidemic is believed to have first originated from the creation of the "troll face" in 2011 and has since grown to define an entire culture of people, thus calling for an official definition. It is predicted that by 2050 as technology becomes more popular, that most teens in the USA will be internet people, thus making for a major decline in athleticism and attractive traits amongst US citizens.
SIDE NOTE: these people do not know they are being weird and therefore cannot help it, as the epidemic was molded into them via the internet. Trying to douse them at school will only encourage them to be weirder in hopes you will catch their drift.
Alaria - Hey, I was trying to talk to that kid over there that keeps shouting "Notice me senpai!" And I was wondering, what does that mean?
Austin - Yeah, those are internet people... they do that type of stuff.
Austin - Yeah, those are internet people... they do that type of stuff.
by jayyy.zzzz February 12, 2016
Guy 1: it is taking forever to download that file
Guy 2: Yeah we have Australian internet
Guy 1: well shit
Guy 2: Yeah we have Australian internet
Guy 1: well shit
by HydroChloroFluoroCarbons November 14, 2017
When somebody gets shocked at how much they can do on a computer. Usually an old person or somebody who has got the internet for the first time.
Nan: You'll never guess where I was last night!
Me: Where?
Nan: Shopping for houses in SPAIN
Me: MUM Nan still hasn't gotten over internet shock has she?
Me: Where?
Nan: Shopping for houses in SPAIN
Me: MUM Nan still hasn't gotten over internet shock has she?
by X - Leah _ x May 25, 2006
The all powerful overseer of the internet. Consider it the master moderator of all cyber space, but it has much more powerful abilities than just Bans. Many doubt the existence of the internet dragon, but that's exactly what it wants you to think. Any time you hear about some troll mysteriously dieing you can probably blame the internet dragon.
Did he about Dave? He was posing as a 12 year old girl on a "Older Men Seeking Very Young Girls" chat room when his monitor EXPLODED in his face! Now he eats out of a tube and shits in his pants. As terrible as that is, I dont feel sorry for him. He shouldn't have angered the Internet Dragon like that.
by Froztee June 16, 2010